Enjoy the quiet home beautiful
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Thanks. It didn’t last long, but that’s life.
It never does but a nice candle light bath and wine does sound good
Today is Sunday
On my way to go protest this morning, with and on behalf of my friend. ‘ Viva La Revolution ‘ or something.
Tiz all.
On my way to go protest this morning, with and on behalf of my friend. ‘ Viva La Revolution ‘ or something.
Tiz all.
Oh
nvm lol
Today is Su
day
Today is Monday
Have been revisited by a Moo, who for some ungodly reason seems to have a left a soggy Cucumber…
Tiz all
Have been revisited by a Moo, who for some ungodly reason seems to have a left a soggy Cucumber…
Tiz all
Today is Wednesday
You frickin suck!
You frickin suck!
Nooooo
Wednesday, meaning Woden’s Day
Woden aka Wotan aka Odin, commonly known as Thor’s dad and patriarch of the Norse gods. Typical god patriarch behavior of manipulation, seduction, violence, and childish petulance
So Wednesday’s namesake does kinda suck
But Wednesday itself is also Hump Day, more than halfway through the week. Can also be called Wandsday which is ofc fun times
So Wednesday in general isn’t too bad!
Woden aka Wotan aka Odin, commonly known as Thor’s dad and patriarch of the Norse gods. Typical god patriarch behavior of manipulation, seduction, violence, and childish petulance
So Wednesday’s namesake does kinda suck
But Wednesday itself is also Hump Day, more than halfway through the week. Can also be called Wandsday which is ofc fun times
So Wednesday in general isn’t too bad!
Decembers been a bit sucky so far
Our sincerest apologies, [valued customer].
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Not my story but I am in a near identical situation and it spoke to me
