Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted but every time you use it, whilst you will continue to look like yourself something random will change about your body every time.

I wish I didn't have to work this week
 
Granted, but you’ve been sacked. You take your employer to court for unfair dismissal but lose, the legal bills mean you have to sell your house and you end up on the streets, dishing out blow jobs to businessmen (for money) and other homeless men (for fun).

I wish I had bigger feet…
 
Granted, but that is the new name for a gender reveal party, and your dildo "gift" probably doesn't go over well...

I wish I could speak to penguins.
 
Granted but is because the El Comandante of the company wants to see you. Alone. In his penthouse. Now.

I wish someone else would chop all this wood.
 
Granted, the doctor prescribes you suppositories (large ones) so every time you take a dose you are wide awake for hours after!

I wish I had long hair that I could put into a ponytail
 
Granted but it's permanent and never ever comes off even if you shave, it's for life baby.

I wish my tutor would hurry up and grade my work.
 
They hurry and make mistakes themselves which results in you actually confirming the wrong answers so you do worse.

I wish the ironic twist consequences of monkey's paw wishes did not exist.
 
Granted, but people now become addicted to the monkeys paw thread as all wishes are granted without consequence. After a few days everyone has everything they desire so FCN becomes a barren wasteland of people with dickpics as profile photos.

I wish I was on the same time zone as all the fun people on FCN…..
 
theoriginalnumber8 said:
Granted, but people now become addicted to the monkeys paw thread as all wishes are granted without consequence. After a few days everyone has everything they desire so FCN becomes a barren wasteland of people with dickpics as profile photos.

I wish I was on the same time zone as all the fun people on FCN…..
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Granted. All of earth's inhabitants are now crammed into one timezone with the rest of the world rendered uninhabitable.

I wish for the power to summon a pet dragon, obedient only to me and incapable of harming me in any way
 
Granted. You lose your mind, get committed to an insane asylum and get to talk to your imaginary dragon as often as you like.

I wish to win a $100,000,000 lottery, collect the money on the hush-hush and no one finds out about it.
 
Granted but you are whizzed off to a remote island with no WiFi and no means of leaving.

I wish the pool I use most was heated.
 
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