Game The Monkey’s Paw

[bladez234]

Granted but your voice sounds like a duck being strangled.

I wish I knew that this thread existed before I (oopsie) started my Corrupt-A-Wish one

 

[Yesm01]

Granted, but you can't post in it

I wish there were more face emoji options on here

 

[KingEros]

Granted but they’re all of bloated dead fish wearing hats

I wish I could control time.

 

[bladez234]

Granted but you can only shift time a nanosecond either way.


I wish my knee would stop hurting.

 

[KingEros]

Granted but now you can’t feel your leg.

I wish magic was real.

 

[bladez234]

Granted, but you always get cursed.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

 

[LilithX]

Granted, but now you’re a bird

I wish I could hear what animals are thinking.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

Granted, but unfortunately, it's whining and nagging that never ends. Kind of like marriage.

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[sarah_borwich]

Granted but the government controls it better than you.

I wish I could become slut shamed less

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. No catch to this one. Just fucking granted.

I wish i was surrounded by eager pussy

 

[MadameCharlotte]

Granted. You now own the most affectionate cat ever.

I wish I could make everyone happy.

 

[Dogowar]

Granted but your the person who gives out the lottery winning checks


I wish my life could be better than it is.

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but filled with hot pepper sliced . .

Wish I can fly

 

[bladez234]

Granted but all your dreams are terrifying nightmares.

I wish it hadn’t snowed.

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

granted but now you have a hundred year flood



I wish i had the time to do what i wanted

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

granted but the night is filled with brain eating zombies


I wish it would always be the fall season

 

[Tdp06]

Granted, but each morning when you step out, you fall ...

Wish I change water in alcohol