Banter Things not to say before sex

[Englishflower]

Careful with the anal I've got a severe case of diahorehia lolz

 

[MissLed]

did you get ya Granny's Gonorrhea Medication?

 

[Argoram]

“It always makes that sound”

 

[Englishflower]

I'm sorry did you think it'd be just the two of us lolz

 

[Chubbychappie]

Your husband is screwing my wife

 

[Argoram]

“You’ll get used to the goats”

 

[Colinpullin]

Is it supposed to look like that?

 

[Argoram]

“Hang on, let me take my teeth out”

 

[xDawnBBW]

"Try to do better this time"

 

[Argoram]

“I think the spotlights, disco ball, and audience enhance the mood”

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

What's that Smell?

 

[Sarah_56]

You will just feel a little prick

 

[Englishflower]

You will just feel a little prick

I think that's you who'll be feeling a little prick lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Righty-O lads! Watch this!

 

[Englishflower]

So basically when you said 8" you lied

 

[Englishflower]

My last boyfriend was waaay bigger lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Wow, it's even better when you're awake!

 

[Englishflower]

So that's what a micropenis looks like

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Wasn't I in one of your classes?

 

[Englishflower]

Wasn't I in one of your classes?

Yes you were my teacher someone call the police lolz