Banter Things not to say before sex

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

 

[Englishflower]

Maybe this would be a good time to tell you that I've just come on lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Yeah, uhm... where does this bit go again?

 

[Englishflower]

Don't mind the strapon I'm sure you'll enjoy it lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Where am I?

 

[Sarah_56]

Oops! Sorry

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

You don't mind that I'm live-streaming rn, right?

 

[Englishflower]

When you said hung like a horse l didn't realize you meant a seahorse

 

[Sarah_56]

Don't mind them, they're just impatient for their own turn

 

[Englishflower]

Look more cocks mean more orgasms are you really saying you don't want me to have multiple orgasms lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

I've made a huge mistake.

 

[Englishflower]

I've made a huge mistake.

Too late now the doors locked btw

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Do you smell burned toast? Or is it just me...?

 

[Englishflower]

Do you smell burned toast? Or is it just me...?

Neither it's the last guy l brought home lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

So when is it going to be me mate's turn?

 

[Englishflower]

Of course it's not small I'm just used to bigger lolz

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Trust me darlin, you haven't fucked until you've fucked in a crack den!

 

[Still_Waters]

“That looks just like your dad’s”

 

[Dogowar]

Keep the light off.

 

[duncanh1n3z]

We're out of toilet paper