Banter Things not to say before sex

[MelancholyArtist]

don't worry, it's not contagious.

 

[Dogowar]

No, I don't usually fist as foreplay. I'm looking for my watch.

 

[sprout]

Hold on, my mom is calling

 

[MelancholyArtist]

excuse me, but did you get your guacamole on my burrito?

 

[sprout]

Wait one sec i made a spotify playlist for this

 

[sprout]

oh yeah my pets come in and out of this room all the time. Don't worry about it

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Lemme put on my Anakin Skywalker costume first, but without pants

 

[sprout]

The safe word is 'Michael Cera'

 

[Dogowar]

Btw, my dad says hi for some reason

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Now...that is what I call a bush!!!

Btw, my dad says hi for some reason

LOLOL

 

[sprout]

And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner first!

 

[sprout]

Now...that is what I call a bush!!!

that is so bad omg XD

 

[Dogowar]

Hold on, your mom had the same taste in lingerie

 

[duncanh1n3z]

No...my tits are NOT bigger than yours...no

 

[sprout]

Don't mind the crumbs.. I had saltines for lunch

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Like mom...like daughter...yeah...

 

[sprout]

But.. my cat always sleeps on that pillow... ):

 

[Dogowar]

I think you need to shower first.

 

[sprout]

You look tighter than you feel...

 

[duncanh1n3z]

Don't mind the crumbs.. I had saltines for lunch

Actually that is kinda sexy (jots down idea in black book) lol

On second thoughts, to rephrase...I am not really a cunnilingus guy...(gulp)