Banter Things not to say before sex

[MissLed]

Ooo You poor thing lol Were you born like that?

 

[Riverside]

...surprisingly slurpy, shockin'oyster like

 

[Englishflower]

Let's play a game you pretend to be hung and I'll try not to laugh lolz

 

[Riverside]

...it's a very squeeky bed

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

What did I say about looking me in the eyes!?

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

1.21 GIGAWATTS!

 

[HotPotato86]

*handcuffs you to bed* you've read stephen king's misery right .. No ..good good

 

[Fildo66]

Oh shoot!! That reminds me. I need to mow the lawn. And trim the bushes. And the weed whacker needs a new string. And ... good lord .... Wild Kingdom is on tonight.

 

[ExxxplicitSexVidnTalkCpl]

Do have any wet wipes?

 

[SoMeFred]

Don’t mind the mannequins, they just like to watch

 

[Englishflower]

Are those your balls I've seen bigger peas lolz

 

[Englishflower]

Are you sure you've got one l don't see it lolz

 

[Riverside]

mmmm you're like pineapple on a pizza....

 

[Englishflower]

Pineapple and pizza don't mix SAY IT lolz

 

[Still_Waters]

You should see some improvement, I’ve had lots of practice since last week

 

[Riverside]

IT...... ahhhhh hahaha

 

[Callmeyours]

All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy

 

[Englishflower]

IT...... ahhhhh hahaha

Someone's been a bad boy lolz

 

[Callmeyours]

Someone's been a bad boy lolz
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Is that a wand you are gonna say Wingardium Levi Osa with? Lol

 

[Englishflower]

Do you think the rash and pimples on my unit is something serious?

If it comes off in my hand then we'll worry lolz