Banter Things not to say before sex

[Vicki_Wolf]

really? now? I got a call in 5 minutes hurry up

 

[Stanthropical]

I have only two dollars

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

 

[Riverside]

Yeeehawwww

 

[Stanthropical]

***prayer with chants, sounding and looking sacrificial and shit with suspect gestures***

 

[nessiuwu]

I miss my ex

 

[Normalish]

Any chance you can swill with this mouth wash

 

[JudithJ1337]

***prayer with chants, sounding and looking sacrificial and shit with suspect gestures***

Definitely would be scared with that in the background.

 

[Stanthropical]

Do you want a pork sandwich?

 

[Explorermatt]

The test came back positive

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

This is my first time.....as a woman.

 

[Jill_older]

Oh I would love that one

Can you please get your tooth brushed

 

[Normalish]

Ohhhh so that's where it goes

 

[Stanthropical]

Can I name it before I fuck it?

 

[Explorermatt]

So where does the rubber chicken go

 

[pigheaded]

Umm, how hairy is too hairy

 

[BB77]

Your sister has nicer boobs

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Your sister has nicer boobs

Blasphemy

My ex used to love this

 

[BB77]

Oops too much lube

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Just hang here for a while ill be back...