Banter This or that?

Artificial inside. Real outside.

Ozzy Osbourne telling you a complicated story or Pewee Herman telling you a complicated story? You'd be extensively tested for knowledge on the story next day for a $1,000 prize.
 
Pee wee is much easier to understand when he speaks and isn't wasted.

Your favorite sports team winning 1 championship in 10 years but the worst team every other year OR your favorite sports team makes the playoffs every year for 10 years but always loses in 1st round.
 
Neither.

Your favorite sports team winning 1 championship in 10 years but the worst team every other year OR your favorite sports team makes the playoffs every year for 10 years but always loses in 1st round
 
Doesn't matter, really. Let's go with savings. Makes more sense for winter.

If you had only two choices:
Jack-o'-lantern or Michelin man shaped every light shade/cover in your home?
 
That's F'n horrible. I'll go with Michelin.

Sing "Deck the Halls" Complett with 2 verses very loudly at a crowded food court or dance around like an elf granting random strangers random wishes with a fake magic wand in a fairy suit at the crowded Food Court.
 
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