Torture above user in Hell

[SexyAsianBitch]

All you hear are the intimate and repressed thoughts of grown men

 

[Locket44]

You can hear everybody's thoughts, except of grown men.

Tf for that...


Your socks forever slip down inside your shoes.

 

[kcguy5150]

Stubbing your toe every other step for eternity

 

[Locket44]

That is so freaking mean lmao


You have no thumbs and can't open your mouth except to eat

 

[kcguy5150]

No toilet paper...anywhere...ever

 

[Locket44]

Slippery hands at all times he literally can't get a grip on anything

 

[kcguy5150]

That sucks...

You will constantly have an annoying hair stuck on your tongue that you cannot ever get rid of...

 

[Locket44]

Mean!

Has a permanent hard on but the arms of a T-Rex

 

[kcguy5150]

Mean!

Has a permanent hard on but the arms of a T-Rex

Amazingly funny...and torturous!

Ten flea bites on each ankle that never stop itching

 

[Locket44]

Omg Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


The worst Christmas songs play all day everyday wherever he is.

 

[kcguy5150]

Gross...

Your tongue is made of cotton balls, but so many you're forced to be a mouth breather

 

[Locket44]

Nasty


A hangover every morning even when he doesn't drink

 

[kcguy5150]

Truly the worst...

Being 9 months pregnant for the duration of your hellish stay

 

[Locket44]

Fuck no!


Same as above lol

 

[kcguy5150]

LoL

All food tastes like formaldehyde and you are constantly starving

 

[Stanthropical]

Your face falls off every two minutes, no matter what you're doing.

 

[Locket44]

You can only eat pureed veg that you grow yourself.

 

[kcguy5150]

You have the extreme urge to pee but can't go

 

[Stanthropical]

You can work only barefoot in all conditions and it's always cold.

 

[kcguy5150]

Sounds like many countries I know of...

There's no toilet paper...