Banter What would you do if...

Provably continue to work.

What would you do if woke up with an elephant trunk for your nose? Proportionally as long as elephant's.
 
Probably end up in the family album next to my grandpa who was an elephant groom.

What would you do if gangs of people from fcn turned up on your doorstep expecting a party?
 
Bust out the booze and prepare for complaints from my neighbors haha

What would you do if you had access to a time machine but could only travel once?
 
I'm guessing most would go back to some pivitol time in their lives, but I'd go back to a time when I was alone with nothing interesting happening.

WWYD if you win the lottery?
 
Carry on as normal but there will be signs..
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What would you do if 44 cats followed you wherever you went?
 
I'd be worried for them lol, my pup unfortunately doesn't play well with others

WWYD if I offered to cook for you for an entire month
 
I'd say an offer isn't the same actually doing

What would you do if an interviewer asked to see your browsing history and locked folders for your dream job?
 
I'd tell them that I'm not interested in that and move the interview along to the next phase.

What would you do if you woke up as your romantic interest and them as you, and you both realized it?
 
Board up all the doors and windows but one in the front and one in the back. Let the dogs in one door and wait at the other

What would you do if you were hiking in the woods and a cougar was stalking you?
 
Tell him I'm a photographer and ask if he could model for the calendar I'm making.


What would you do if you suddenly realised you could fly?
 
That would depend on if the person is good or evil, so accordingly

What would you do if you had to choose between never speaking again or never seeing?
 
Start questioning reality

What would you do if I revealed to you that I'm a woman?
 

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