Banter What would you do if...

Same thing I'm doing now, nothing

What would you do if someone was banging on your door late at night yelling "help, let me in"?
 
First I'd look with a phone open in one hand, weapon in other, open only the first door and show through the storm door that I'm dialing 911. Tell 911 operator the address on speaker first. Go from there.

What would you do if you came home, opened the door and there were cats EVERYWHERE in your home, all tails up, meowing and looking at you?
 
Probably say "seriously, what the fuck?!" Open all the doors, let the dogs and cat inside and wait in the truck. Wouldn't bother calling animal control because they're not coming, they'd tell me to find foster homes for them and I don't have time or enough litter boxes for that shit

Edited to add: check to make sure our rats were still alive

What would you do if the kid behind you at the store kept running into your ankles with his cart?
 
Is stealing the cart from the kid & running it into his ankles too severe? I'd probably just haul his ass to store security.


WWYD. If you came home to find 3 goats munching on your bushes ?
 
My cedar bushes...let them and hope more come

What would you do if your significant other told you at the last minute that they invited your boss and his wife over for dinner?
 
Ask if you're single?

Edit: Luckily my boss doesn't have a wife. But I would probably panic.




What would you do if everyone could tell when someone is lying?
 
Start lying, to keep assholes confused and away.

What would you do if your pets could suddenly talk and they don't hold back on all the fucking weird and fucked shit you did in their presence? "LMAO that one time you..."
 
Laugh and agree to it all....

What would you do if your home suddenly smelt of fish and nobody could find or remove the source?
 
Continue looking for the source.

What would you do if you were eating something out of a bowl in your kitchen, a spider lowers from the ceiling onto the table and says "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
 
Scream. Drop the bowl. Run. Have someone check the house and remove it. Doesn't matter that it spoke. There's a spider on my table.

What would you do if I turned up at your house with a homemade lasagna?
 
The same as always, I live every day like it's my last

What would you do if all your clothes were dyed bright orange?
 
Feed it small animals and give it a wide birth lol

What would you do if your partner caught you in the sack with someone else?
 
Start doing the Full Monty dance a lot more Infront of a window :D

WWYD if you found out you had a long lost sibling?
 
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