Naughty Game What's Your "Best" Pick Up Line?
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This is awesome! Lol
DurtySouth
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Have you looked at my thread only in the dirty south? Lotta redneck jokes lol
DurtySouth
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You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
DurtySouth
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Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
TallulahBlue
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The lost, but effective, art of confusion, lol!
TallulahBlue
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Lolol
This is hilarious!
DurtySouth
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If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime
DurtySouth
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
This is great!
A different ex of mine tried desperately to get a hot night of sex in bed with me after we had been broken up for months.
He tried this out on me
He tried this out on me
"I haven't been able to cum with any woman since you and I broke up.
But I know why, it's because
you're the key to my lock."
But I know why, it's because
you're the key to my lock."
DurtySouth
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A different ex of mine tried desperately to get a hot night of sex in bed with me after we had been broken up for months.
He tried this out on me
"I haven't been able to cum with any woman since you and I broke up.
But I know why, it's because
you're the key to my lock."
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams - I was asked this last time I went to karaoke
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Boy You’re A Blessing - this one is just super cute
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you. - another super cute one
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Boy You’re A Blessing - this one is just super cute
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you. - another super cute one
They are cute pickup lines
Just recently, I had a man try one of his "best lines" on me while at Wal-Mart.
He asked me
"Do you come here often?"
Well, me being a wise ass replied with
"Yes, I come here often
but not nearly as
often as I cum in my bed."
"Do you come here often?"
Well, me being a wise ass replied with
"Yes, I come here often
but not nearly as
often as I cum in my bed."
It was a sales associate in hardware lolWas it the greeter at the front door?
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