Naughty Game What's Your "Best" Pick Up Line?

[chesterthewhat]

If i had a nickel for everytime i seen a girl as cute as you.. id have 10' cents cause checked you out twice

 

[Filthyscorpio]

Excuse me can you help?
My dick has just died , can i bury it in your arse?
Usually I get slapped around the face for that one lol

 

[Freddy69foryou]

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

 

[Jinxy]

Let’s go back to your place.

 

[Misha000]

Funnily enough, it's a reverse psychology...
If I tell guys to 'get out of my face' they do the opposite. Strange.

 

[MilitaryManMan]

I've found telling most girls I'm in the military starts a good enough convo it works out haha

 

[Stanthropical]

Wanna see my basement?

 

[Alexa79]

Wanna see my basement?

Boxes boxes boxes.

 

[bladez234]

This is so horrendous that it's good:

"hey babes, wanna come home and see my hard drive? I guarantee it's longer than three and a half inches and it definitely ain't floppy!"

 

[Alexa79]

*flash tits* and I’m done.

 

[Jelly0346]

Medieval pickup line because it’s my favorite of all time. (And also has a 100% failure rate for the record)

What’s a maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?