Banter Why Are They Single?

[Steve1972]

Completely inexplicable maybe on the wrong continent

 

[Fildo66]

Because he overuses the phrase “Who has two thumbs and likes ….. whatever? THIS GUY!!!!” For example, he took us date to an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. When the waiter/waitress came over and asked if they would like the all-you-can-eat, he looked at his date and said, “Who has two thumbs and likes all-you-can-eat seafood? THIS GUY!!!” After the hundredth time I think his dates are done with it.
“Who has two thumbs and loves Tequila?”
Date: “You I’m guessing?”
THIS GUY!!!
Who has two thumbs and loves holding hands at the movies? THIS GUY
Guess what? Who has two thumbs and will be using one of them to Jack off tonight? You ….guy.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Obvious: too much talk, too lil actions

 

[Fildo66]

To make a long story short (hahahahaha), he can’t maintain a relationship because he’s like Batman. How is he like Batman, you ask? That’s a great question from you sitting at home in the front row. He’s like Batman because whenever a new member shows up, I flash the “bat signal” which is actually a hall gag and cuffs instead of a bat. So basically, I keep screwing up his love life because a lot of times I just flash it for the hell of it. Then when he gets there, I say, “just kidding. What have you been up to?” .

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

His feathers poke in all the wrong places
And also the regurgitating bones is disturbing as fk for Tom lol
Fildo sweet fildo
Your ass is better than mine and its unfkngforgivable

 

[SweetLesGirl]

She is to busy looking at the birds

 

[LillyK]

Because she always wants to go to boobie heaven and draw naked women.

 

[FlirtyC]

Murderer.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[LillyK]

He was murdered.

 

[FlirtyC]

Necrophiliac

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Her boobs distracted everybody

 

[LillyK]

Necrophiliac

My abnormal psych professor loved talking about that lmao

Thread... that's just but possible.

 

[Steve1972]

She can't possibly be single. Unless it's due to the mad hours spent studying .

 

[J0DIE]

Nobody has seen his worth yet. He is a top guy

 

[ohmibod]

because she have a secret crush

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Because he has a secret life

 

[LillyK]

He spends all his extra money and free time on teletubby costumes and conventions.

 

[J0DIE]

Because she hasn't found what she is looking for? Idfk

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Didn't know she was...

 

[J0DIE]

Who?

I thought he had someone