Banter Why Are They Single?

A couple things I have seen done wrong here. First off, every time he goes on a date, he takes a picture of him and his date and uses that as his new profile pic. His other mistake is that he changes his status to “In a Relationship” with whomever his date is before he even meets them.
Let’s just slow down. You are a fantastic person @Slopps. You don’t have to grasp at the proverbial staw(s). Just remember that you’re good enough. You’re smart enough. And gosh darn it! People like you! Now get out there and find your next wife. :)
Editor’s Note: extra credit points if anybody can tell me where the “Good enough…people like you” phrase is from. ;)
 
Let me think ....

He love detailed answers so much when he start he forgot he have a date with him so by the time he is done writing his thoughts the date have wander off and pick up a new date ....
 
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Well, from what I can tell, he seems to hold his cock out to his dates for the introductory handshake instead of his hand. Which was super weird at first when I saw him do it. Like what an ego this guy must have to assume every woman wants to touch his cock. Then I realized that he jacked off so much without lube and because his dates usually didn’t make it through the door after the “intro”, that his hand is literally fused to his dick. Unbelievable!!
I did not think you could Jack off that much or that fast. Wow!!
 
Because he thinks he is a hypnotist and can get women to go on a date with him by looking into his magical medallion like something off Scooby Doo. Of course, this being FCN, it is the X-rated version of so his “medallion” is really just him swinging his cock in a clockwise direction, asking the woman to “deeply look into his eye”. Once in a while he goes counterclockwise to change it up.
Guess how many women he has hypnotized? Well, he’s still single, right?
 
She can't find anyone brave enough to milk her. but don't worry ma'am i am here and ready for milkage:D
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Because he can't stop leaving feathers and animal bones everywhere. And then when you try to move them he pecks the shit out of you XD
 

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