Banter Why Are They Single?

[Locket44]

He gets bored 10 minutes into every date and pulls out a puzzle.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has to get her boss's permission to get laid

 

[Locket44]

He goes everywhere armed with a water pistol which he keeps down the front of his pants.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She dreams of a cock as big as an elephant's trunk

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Lives rentfree in a grandmas sexdungeon

 

[Alex_1199]

Didn't share that one slice of pizza, a mortal sin

 

[SweetLesGirl]

For eating his dates food befor she even touch it

 

[Stanthropical]

Lives under a treee and never leaves it further than 50ft in any direction.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Goes to sleep with a vacuum cleaner because he's waiting to "catch a ghost".

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She is so quiet in bed

 

[EmmaJay]

Because it was revealed what he really did for a Klondike bar.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Her smile hypnotizes her dates

 

[Happilymarried38]

Continuously farts loudly and produces a pungent odour.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Continuously Sneezes whenever her date is about to kiss her on lips. IMAGINE.

 

[Fildo66]

Can’t make up his mind which restaurant to eat at with his dates. Even up to when it’s time to order. He has been known to, in the middle of ordering food mind you, to look at the menu, then at his date, then at the waiter, then at the menu, then at his date and finally at the waiter. Says to his date, “I really don’t think I like this place.” and gets up and leaves. Usually ends up going to McDonalds or Taco Bell because by the time he finds a restaurant he likes, they’re closed.

 

[Locket44]

He has a favourite porn star called Lollipop and calls all his dates lollipop whether they like it or not he even introduces them that way. Also walks around singing "My girl Lollipop".... All day everyday all day!

 

[Professor_Oral]

He has a favourite porn star called Lollipop and calls all his dates lollipop whether they like it or not he even introduces them that way. Also walks around singing "My girl Lollipop".... All day everyday all day!

That seems oddly specific lol. Something you have experienced?

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When a genuine guy comes along, treats her right, respects her and makes her happy, she friendzones him, then wonders why she can never find a good guy

 

[Fildo66]

His name is deceiving. Sounds like he has a doctorate in oral sex. The ladies find that almost too good to be true. A man who has studied the art and techniques of pleasuring a woman with his tongue to the point he can make them orgasm without even sticking his cock inside them? Well, unfortunately ladies he is not that mythical man. His last name just happens to be “Oral”.

 

[SweetLesGirl]

Now he is way to naughty to committe

 

[Locket44]

That seems oddly specific lol. Something you have experienced?

She refuses to get out of bed, although you might think this is a good thing for her dates....she expects them to wait on her hand and foot. While they are getting her one thing she rings a bell and demands another and giggles at them as they rush around...naked of course.