Banter Why Are They Single?

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She has lost her mind
It was for @Locket44 but I am not gonna edit

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Wears a warning vest and helmet in bed, because safty first.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Keeps asking her dates silly questions

 

[Locket44]

Doesn't take his socks off ever.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Insists that her date should wear gloves on feet and socks on hands.

 

[LillyK]

He flirts with everyone, including the mail man, pastor, potential in-laws and the like! It's to the point that women are confused over whether he's attracted to them at all.

 

[NotSoQuietGirl]

Is to shy to look her dates in the eye so she only stares at there crotch. For hours.

 

[Locket44]

She is so intelligent but when asked what she wants to do when she's finished all her education she replies that she wants to be a human plate.


Flashes her boobs at everybody that walks by.

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Moons everyone she just met

 

[Locket44]

Makes every food item into a sexual joke before he eats it

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She wants to date a knight on a white horse

 

[vanilla_hips]

Always greasy hands.

 

[Lord_Pistachio]

She scratch her head with feet on dates

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Obsessed with her hips

He winks when he lies

 

[vanilla_hips]

Scratches his head like an idiot on dates.
Fits both, so...

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She thinks that she should get permission from her boss

 

[Locket44]

Has a fake sneezing fit every time he gets bored with the conversation

 

[Fildo66]

From what I have been able to get her on the website “Dates Gone extremely Wrong”, she expects her royal subjects to roll out the carpet for her. Only problem is, there are no subjects to do it because no one knows what the hell she is talking about . Her dates sometimes offer to hold the door upon which she screams at them that she deserves a carpet. Not sure what is expected but definitely an interesting read.

 

[Stanthropical]

Talks too much.

 

[Fildo66]

He doesn’t talk enough. He sits there and stares at his dates and just nods his head. What’s odd is that he nods his head when she’s not even saying anything. It’s like he’s a life size bobble head.