Banter Why Are They Single?

[MelancholyArtist]

He things his cock is so regal, he refers to it as an eagle - not just a lowly cock. And he's even named it Tom. That's the real story.
He's single because everyone else fears his magnificence.

 

[ScottishAlex]

People find the hat intimidating.

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He keeps food in his beard to finish later

 

[Stanthropical]

She's a robot.

 

[Saximony]

He has a sheep fetish.

 

[Mrsusername]

He hasnt met a woman yet worthy of his mustache.....

 

[Saximony]

She insists her man wears flannel everyday all day and must wear flannel pajamas to bed

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

He takes his dates to sleazy restaurants

 

[Fildo66]

There is a really good reason why this guy is single. I wrote it down somewhere and now I can’t seem to find my notes. Hold on … just give me a few more minutes and I’ll blow your mind about this guy. Be right back …

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Spent all his money on a failed detective agency

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Busy reading politicians' lies

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Too busy sweet talking every female on here

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

Devoted her life to FCN

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

Thinks lovebombing is a type of cologne

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

First time she meets her date, she wears a top with the word "BITCH" printed on it

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

He never wears a shirt when he goes on a date

 

[Tom_the_eagle3]

She goes late to her date and excuses herself just after 10 minutes

 

[Stanthropical]

Goes everywhere with an ass plug in him and talks about it to everyone.

 

[Locket44]

Spend all his time talking to his plants, no time for anyone else.

 

[MelancholyArtist]

She loves to show off the portrait of John F. Kennedy on her kitchen wall right next to the painting of Jesus.