Banter Why Are They Single?

[MelancholyArtist]

because no one is worthy enough.

 

[Stanthropical]

Because evil wizard

 

[Br33dinfun]

Because she does not like nerds!

 

[frisson]

Because he doesn’t like nerds and has an evil Kermit the frog tattooed on his arm

 

[Br33dinfun]

Because he doesn’t like nerds and has an evil Kermit the frog tattooed on his arm

Good thing I don’t have an evil Kermit the frog tattoo lol

 

[Slopps]

Because he's not following thread rules.
Also, I've been told he has a weird evil Kermit frog tattoo

 

[Melancholic]

Maybe too Diplomatic?

 

[Stanthropical]

Because he has no face

 

[Slopps]

He has a waaaay to intimate relationships with vegetables

 

[frisson]

He’s not

 

[Stanthropical]

She's apparently not

 

[FallenFreya]

Because he won't let me taste his cucumber.

 

[Melancholic]

Because she likes cucumber(s) !

 

[Slopps]

When he tries to put on a shirt to go on his first date, he gets stuck and believes that with the surrounding darkness it's night, and falls asleep.
You're never going to get to that first date like this

 

[Esoterix]

He’s too sloppy

 

[Saximony]

She prefers Zoo animals to Men.

 

[Stanthropical]

Hates societal progress.

 

[Br33dinfun]

Social outcast

 

[Mrsusername]

Too much ink

 

[GlitchyGlitch]

Because nobody can know her name, it would blow her cover