. I sense a disturbance in the delusional universe master. Lol
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. I sense a disturbance in the delusional universe master. Lol
Because his dates aren't allowed to sit on his beach towel.
Only speaks to her dates using her phone screen and in cat gifs
She snores and blames it on her dates
That’s a good one. Why didn’t I think of that … dammit!
Anyways, back to thread. Does the robot dance whenever he opens the car door, restaurant door, pulls out her chair, brings her drinks … basically anytime they are not sitting down. One of those things that are funny and cute at first, but get annoying as shit after the third time. But hey, at least he likes to dance.
walks backwards and spits a lot talks jibberish what more can I say 
Lives in his imagination
Brings a leash on all his dates with his “pet” attached to it. Now mind you, there is no pet on the end of the leash. The end of the leash is just dangling on the ground. Every once in a while he’ll yank on it and say “c’mon, boy”. For some reason the date really never gets off the ground. Kind of like the leash.
Well, because she always … wait, that’s somebody else I’m thinking of. Basically she can’t say … hmmmm, that’s also somebody else. Because she just can’t stop … sorry, also somebody else. Two of these are the same people. Her main issue is when she’s eating … nope. That’s that one weird guy. She always shows up with a leash … shit. That’s Tom I’m thinking of. Guess I don’t know. Have to go back to my sources on the street. Stay tuned …
She's been holding out to get back on the saddle
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HellinHeels
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He can't decide on one woman out of his many options
She's like Medusa, but without the snake hair
not sure what "crap" I posted to be deleted?! Yikes. Must have been super sick?!?! Unlike me, but my sincere apologies to offend fcn with my, said crap!?
Because she has to take care of her baby, lmao.
Because she always arrives to her dates on a horse, dressed like a warrior princess. She then dismounts and commands everyone to kneel before their queen. Even though there is nobody around except her date and the doorman. So they entertain her because she looks hot. What’s really funny about the whole experience, aside from everything I just said, is trying to watch the valet guys try and figure out what to do with the horse.
