Banter Why Are They Single?

She carries a magic eight ball in her purse. Every question she gets asked, she says, “Well let’s ask the eight ball. Any question you want to ask me, you ask the eight ball”! As you can probably guess, that gets pretty old after a while. Chances of a second date? Ask the eight ball!!!

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Probably because he treats every date like a game of Pokémon Go. In that he never tells his dates where they are meeting up. In fact, he doesn’t even pick them up at all. He tells them they have to find him and gives them clues before he finally sends them a pin of his location. Once they arrive, they have to wander around trying to find him because he hides in the bathroom, around the corner, on other floors … just exhausting. To date, only one lady actually found him and not because she really liked him or gave a shit. She was just super hungry. The rest said fuck it after the first or second clue.
 
From what I can gather as facts and the parts I didn’t get, I just filled in the blanks with some nonsense, she only calls her dates Robert. Doesn’t matter if that’s actually his name or not. Hell, doesn’t even matter if it’s a man. Why does she do this, you ask? Because she has a hard time remembering names so Robert it is.
 
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