Banter Why Are They Single?
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He goes on a dinner date, she orders her meal, and he just sits watching her eat. After a few minutes, he calls the waiter, pays the bill, and leaves, saying, "While you can't make me feel hungry, how can you make me feel horny?"
Fair enough!
Fair enough!
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In her world, life is all about socks.
She believes relationships are like matching socks—hard to find a perfect pair
She believes relationships are like matching socks—hard to find a perfect pair
Cause he a hoe
Honestly I don't know. I haven't even met him loool
Honestly I don't know. I haven't even met him loool
Probably because she requires a written itinerary of every date to be submitted for approval at least 48 hours in advance. For example:
6:30pm: Arrive and pick up Ms. Locket
6:30 - 7:00: Drive to Ed’s. Crab shack for dinner
7:00 pm - 7:05: Park Car
7:05 - 7:10: Walk to restaurant
It’s very detailed stuff. You even have to submit your objectives in the bedroom in full detail.
10:30 pm - 10:40 pm: start undressing each other
10:40 - 10:55: Make out and angle towards bed
10:55 - 11:00: Offer cock for blow job. Ms. Locket refuse
11:00 - 11:15: Have sex with Ms. Locket and cum to early
11:15 - 11:16: Ms. Locket gives the “hmmm … you can let yourself out and rolls over.
11:16-11:17: I make excuse
11:17 - 11:18: She tells me get out
11:18 - 11:45: I drive home
It’s something like that. Really crazy stuff. I might of taken a few creative liberties with the home adventure.
6:30pm: Arrive and pick up Ms. Locket
6:30 - 7:00: Drive to Ed’s. Crab shack for dinner
7:00 pm - 7:05: Park Car
7:05 - 7:10: Walk to restaurant
It’s very detailed stuff. You even have to submit your objectives in the bedroom in full detail.
10:30 pm - 10:40 pm: start undressing each other
10:40 - 10:55: Make out and angle towards bed
10:55 - 11:00: Offer cock for blow job. Ms. Locket refuse
11:00 - 11:15: Have sex with Ms. Locket and cum to early
11:15 - 11:16: Ms. Locket gives the “hmmm … you can let yourself out and rolls over.
11:16-11:17: I make excuse
11:17 - 11:18: She tells me get out
11:18 - 11:45: I drive home
It’s something like that. Really crazy stuff. I might of taken a few creative liberties with the home adventure.
Whenever she goes to a movie or a show, she falls asleep. When her date nudges her, she gets startled and gasps, “Over already”? When her date tells her no, she mutters “damn it” under her breath. When he offers to leave if she is bored, she tells him, “No … noooooooo no. Just wake me when it’s done”.
This has happened
He says no to everything, even when he means yes he keeps saying no without realising and then gets frustrated when things are not going his way.
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She’s single because she boasts about her kitchen skills—last date ended with a flour explosion and a smoke alarm rave! Now imagine what her date would do.
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Because every time she swims, she thinks finding a partner is just like catching a fish. Too slippery