Witzelsucht Club

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[Thalassa]

I'm no punter but am willing to bet this shall be my favorite thread soon. I need a needle to go with it.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

 

[Slopps]

I case you dont know him, check Stewart Francis. He makes standup comedy only with puns. Just an example here:

 

[Thalassa]

Witzelsucht.... does that sound like wet-zeal sucked?

 

[Mouthful]

Setting up this thread has been a big pundertaking. But the opportunities are punlimited.

 

[Jinxy]

This is what it sounds like to me.

And with that I’m going to bed. Night.

 

[imursecretbaby]

Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on

 

[Thalassa]

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This is what it sounds like to me.

And with that I’m going to bed. Night.

Hahahah! What a punchline!

A good night to you, Jinx.

 

[Misha000]

Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.

 

[Leukje]

Witzelsucht.... does that sound like wet-zeal sucked?

Nice try.. Totally makes sense to me...

For real though it actually translates into German...

 

[Misha000]

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

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i thought we were going to keep this a secret

 

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[Wh1skeySwagger]

whenever I start getting cold i stand in the corner of the room to warm up.......

because they stay a consistent 90 degrees

 

[Misha000]

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Pretty lace panties are not the best thing on this earth, however they are next to the best thing on earth

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

Is an Australian kiss like a french kiss only down under?

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

When I was born I was given the choice of a huge cock or a good memory, but for the life of me I cannot remember which one i chose

 

[Misha000]