Witzelsucht Club

[Wh1skeySwagger]

My sexual fetishes are slowly becoming more perverse




it wasn't till i caught myself spanking a statue that i realized i hit rock bottom

 

[Misha000]

You're quite good at this wishey

 

[Mouthful]

Love the star wars puns

 

[imursecretbaby]

 

[imursecretbaby]

 

[imursecretbaby]

Well we finally have the answer to who came first.

 

[Lakeside]

Ls x

 

[Jinxy]

 

[Jinxy]

 

[chesterthewhat]

 

[Jinxy]

 

[chesterthewhat]

 

[imursecretbaby]

I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'

 

[imursecretbaby]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

 

[imursecretbaby]

With great reflexes comes great response ability.

 

[Misha000]

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter

 

[Misha000]

Star Trek puns...

 

[imursecretbaby]

 

[Jinxy]

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

 

[Misha000]