Naughty Game What's Your "Best" Pick Up Line?

CrystalMarker said:
A Few Friends Inspired Me To Create This Thread Because We Can Always Use a Good Laugh!

Everyone Has Gotten Hit With a Bad, Cheesy, or Ridiculous Pick Up Line.

So, What is the "Best" Line You've Been Hit With???

Everyone Is Welcome To Participate!



Here's Mine
----- "Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"​
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So hun did it hurt when you fell from heaven
 
My gosh miss. It has seems you have something spilled all over your back. We need to take this off so I can wash it for you. I have the perfect fix.
 
Wright my name and number and message saying, i really think you are beautiful on a piece of paper. Then approach you and say, miss I think you dropped this and walk away.
 
A friend of mine had three good ones he always used!! He’d go into a bar or wherever and use them.

First one was he’d walk up to a lady and ask them if they’d believe him if he had a cock that hung below his knees? He’d offer them either a drink or a night in bed if he did! A lot of times they’d say to go home with him if he did thinking they’d win out.
He’d then lift his pant leg to show a rooster in a hangman’s noose on the side of his leg!!

The other he’d walk up to a woman and bet her a night in bed that and say I have your name tattoo on his ass, she’d be like bullshit but ok, he’d drop his pants enough to show the two words, your and name tattooed on his ass!!

The best one was he’d offer a lady a ride on his Harley! If they’d accept he’d say they had to go to his place or her place, when he’d say her place the lady usually looked perplexed and most times would say or ask that his bike wasn’t at her house. He’d say no but if we go there my Harley would be! He had the word Harley tattooed across the crown of his penis!!
 
"Hey, you look lonely. We should date" "hey, wanna go out? Just kidding, they bet me 20 bucks I wouldnt ask you" "mmm hey sexy boy" the last one is from a very old man, who approached me on the street when I was a young teen. I broke his cane by beating the shit out of him with it when he tried to grab and kiss me
 
CrystalMarker said:
A Few Friends Inspired Me To Create This Thread Because We Can Always Use a Good Laugh!

Everyone Has Gotten Hit With a Bad, Cheesy, or Ridiculous Pick Up Line.

So, What is the "Best" Line You've Been Hit With???

Everyone Is Welcome To Participate!



Here's Mine
----- "Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"​
Click to expand...
CrystalMarker said:
A Few Friends Inspired Me To Create This Thread Because We Can Always Use a Good Laugh!

Everyone Has Gotten Hit With a Bad, Cheesy, or Ridiculous Pick Up Line.

So, What is the "Best" Line You've Been Hit With???

Everyone Is Welcome To Participate!



Here's Mine
----- "Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"​
Click to expand...
what would you do if my dick accidentally falls into your pussy?
 
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