Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[Tiger_22]

Your sparkles continually get in my eyes... unfortunately, this is where your star burns out

 

[CantBeTamed]

@Tiger_22 ,
I’m sorry but this has to end. You only ever wear suits and I can’t handle the pressure of trying to look as good as you. Please buy some sweat pants and I’ll happily take you back.

 

[Tiger_22]

@CantBeTamed we have discussed this over and over, it is the professional look or naked for me, if you cant deal with that, we must call this the end... please keep our dress tie inspired restraints to remember me by

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Oh, this thread is still exist. Nice.
Thread: Gotta put an end to this @Tiger_22 : you always put my suit on in the morning and leave me fuming.

 

[Caropanther80]

You aren't what you really look like, so I going to find someone real.

 

[Jinxy]

I’m just not a cat person. Cya

 

[CantBeTamed]

Every time I try to get close, Sweets gets in the way. You’re great… really… but I just wanted you…

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Awww man... It's already hard to do. Look I really need to focus on improving my golf. You make my handicap look bad

 

[AZhoe]

Your definition of foreplay is when you golf and you never do get it in the hole with your driver. Sorry, I'm just the rake/hoe in the sand trap of Arizona and don't have the green you need.

 

[LilithX]

 

[Dirtybugger666]

Bin day was yesterday. Why are you still here?

 

[LillyK]

Dear Dirty,
I have concluded that this road must come to an end. The thing is... every time I think of you I picture dirty bugs and I'm not okay with that. I have a germ phobia and a bug phobia and it kickstarts my anxiety to be around you. Best of luck to you!

-Lilly

P.S. Please don't call me Lilly bug anymore.

 

[Tom_the_Eagle2]

Lily
You are such an amazing person and I assure you I'm gonna miss all these days we spent together. Thing is, I can't stand it that you asked me for a wet burrito in the middle of yesterday night after we ran out of hot sauce and spent our whole savings on it. I'm not complaining but I'm broke.

 

[AZhoe]

Not only are you broke, but you're broken. Viagra doesn't produce the Niagara Falls we need to come together.

 

[Faithee]

Dearest AZhoe, I am very sorry to break up with you because it is a continual struggle for me to wear my fave clothes when you are constantly wearing them.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Dear Faithee, I’m afraid I can’t keep this going any longer, the fact you are roaming around the house with no panties on and leaving snail trails all over my sofa and cushions means that I am no longer able to keep this going. I refuse to use plastic sheeting all over the house to protect my soft furnishings.

All my love,

8

 

[Faithee]

Dear Faithee, I’m afraid I can’t keep this going any longer, the fact you are roaming around the house with no panties on and leaving snail trails all over my sofa and cushions means that I am no longer able to keep this going. I refuse to use plastic sheeting all over the house to protect my soft furnishings.

All my love,

8

I am very sorry, and I understand, but I thought I was doing you a great favor walking around nakey lol.

 

[Dirtybugger666]

With a PFP like that. Idk why I'm breaking up with U. U must be crazy. Even that's hot
Fuck.
Bye

 

[AZhoe]

Sorry, Dirty, but I am jealous since you think Faithee wears her outfits better than I do. So go chase her rather than poor ol' me.

 

[Slopps]

You changed after becoming famous (https://www.freechatnow.com/forum/threads/what-is-the-person-above-you-known-for.27054/). It just isn't the same anymore...

Bye,

Slopps