Shitty ditties...

So the honeymoon's over and life is this:
They live on the farm in wedded bliss
Big Blue ploughs the fields all day
Helping them to pay their way
Spangle rides him for a treat
Not just one but all three feet
Knob as well cos she's not fussy
How much of Blue goes in her pussy
MJ slinks off to the shed
Where Amberdoll gives him head
And when at last he's a happy chap
He gives her bum a little slap
Then says 'now honey open wide'
And promptly slides his cock inside
She oohs and aahs like a pro
Until at last it's time to go
They live like this for many a week
Til Spangle says 'babe we must speak,
It seems I've got into a state
In fact right now I'm three days late.
Now don't go getting red and mad
But I'm not sure who is the dad
It could be you or A N other
I'm just sure that I'm the mother...
 
Spangle said:
So the honeymoon's over and life is this:
They live on the farm in wedded bliss
Big Blue ploughs the fields all day
Helping them to pay their way
Spangle rides him for a treat
Not just one but all three feet
Knob as well cos she's not fussy
How much of Blue goes in her pussy
MJ slinks off to the shed
Where Amberdoll gives him head
And when at last he's a happy chap
He gives her bum a little slap
Then says 'now honey open wide'
And promptly slides his cock inside
She oohs and aahs like a pro
Until at last it's time to go
They live like this for many a week
Til Spangle says 'babe we must speak,
It seems I've got into a state
In fact right now I'm three days late.
Now don't go getting red and mad
But I'm not sure who is the dad
It could be you or A N other
I'm just sure that I'm the mother...
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Haha you are so good at this and so quick Spangle, love it, I'll reply when I can tomorrow, this one needs some thought in bed later.....hahaha thank you ️xx
 
Hey MJ ...

You wanna lick my peas big boy?... How about I scoop some onto my finger and slide it between your lips? Mmm that's so hot babe... ohh you want to put your mouth down there and lick? Go ahead lover... oh yeah... just like that... lick my peas... ohhhhhhhhhh...

;)
 
Spangle said:
Hey MJ ...

You wanna lick my peas big boy?... How about I scoop some onto my finger and slide it between your lips? Mmm that's so hot babe... ohh you want to put your mouth down there and lick? Go ahead lover... oh yeah... just like that... lick my peas... ohhhhhhhhhh...

;)
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Haha only you can make mushy peas sound so hot Spangle.... You've got my bean juices flowing..... That was so hot I think my baked beans will explode out of the can soon lol...thank you ️xx:):)
 
Spangle said:
So the honeymoon's over and life is this:
They live on the farm in wedded bliss
Big Blue ploughs the fields all day
Helping them to pay their way
Spangle rides him for a treat
Not just one but all three feet
Knob as well cos she's not fussy
How much of Blue goes in her pussy
MJ slinks off to the shed
Where Amberdoll gives him head
And when at last he's a happy chap
He gives her bum a little slap
Then says 'now honey open wide'
And promptly slides his cock inside
She oohs and aahs like a pro
Until at last it's time to go
They live like this for many a week
Til Spangle says 'babe we must speak,
It seems I've got into a state
In fact right now I'm three days late.
Now don't go getting red and mad
But I'm not sure who is the dad
It could be you or A N other
I'm just sure that I'm the mother...
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Now we are married the wedding day is done
And we all live together and have so much fun
Our arrangement is fine to satisfy all our intimate deeds
With Big Blue and i taking care of all your sexual needs
I do my best satisfying you but im a little scrawny
So Big Blue ploughs you when you're really horny
My light sabre is no match for his gear stick with knob
So at times his weapon of mass destruction finishes the job
When Big Blues required for your unquenchable lust
I sneak off to the shed to a place I know I can trust
To satisfy my needs and make me feel more like a man
I open my baked beans and slide inside its juicy can
While Spangles pussys riding the tractor till she whines
Im busy enjoying all the fifty seven varieties of Heinz
And Amberdolls always nearby and up for a threesome
Only problem is seeing her naked I usually just cum
But I enjoy watching Spangle and her have fun and relax
Until im at attention once again as sperm refills my sacks
As I leap on the bed ready to rejoin them for the night
I see im too late as they both cum screaming out with delight
Next time we're all together I think I'll try not to cum so quick
But that's not easy to do when your brains ruled by your dick
As weeks go by I manage to join them both and pleasure and please
Not getting too overexcited early by imagining them both as mushy peas
With all the kinky cummings and goings that occurred every day
It was no surprise when Spangle eventually pulled me aside to say
MJ my hubby as your wife im worried and don't know what to do
Ive tested and im pregnant and unsure if the father is Big Blue or you
Don't worry Splange I always knew this could be a factor
I'll stand by you whether you have a baby or a toy tractor
So now we are just waiting if the child is Big Blues or me
But I tell you I'll be bloody annoyed if you give birth to ET ️xx️xx:p:pxx
 
MJ dear I think peahaps
You and I have bean lapse
We may have made sweetpea love
Your beanpole fits me like a glove
You ejaculated many pea shoots
Now there's the patter of tiny boots
But now I feel I must confess
When I threw off my wedding dress
Kris was there with his big long gun
And he accidentally slipped me one
He didn't mean to, he was kind
But he tripped and took me from behind
He said 'oh my dear I apologise'
With a lustful look in his eyes
Well I was stuck, what could I do?
I simply took it and thought of you.
There may be more, I'll try to think
Oh...Marty took me over the sink
PauliePaul used the table there
While Amberdoll stripped me bare
I don't recall a visitation
From some unknown alien nation
Filling me with probes and such
But then I don't remember much...

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Spangle said:
MJ dear I think peahaps
You and I have bean lapse
We may have made sweetpea love
Your beanpole fits me like a glove
You ejaculated many pea shoots
Now there's the patter of tiny boots
But now I feel I must confess
When I threw off my wedding dress
Kris was there with his big long gun
And he accidentally slipped me one
He didn't mean to, he was kind
But he tripped and took me from behind
He said 'oh my dear I apologise'
With a lustful look in his eyes
Well I was stuck, what could I do?
I simply took it and thought of you.
There may be more, I'll try to think
Oh...Marty took me over the sink
PauliePaul used the table there
While Amberdoll stripped me bare
I don't recall a visitation
From some unknown alien nation
Filling me with probes and such
But then I don't remember much...

:oops:
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Haha love this so much Spangle, wonder who the daddy will be...the way things are going the entire forum could be taking paternity tests and several other planets forums too lol ️xx️xx:p:p
 
Spangle said:
MJ dear I think peahaps
You and I have bean lapse
We may have made sweetpea love
Your beanpole fits me like a glove
You ejaculated many pea shoots
Now there's the patter of tiny boots
But now I feel I must confess
When I threw off my wedding dress
Kris was there with his big long gun
And he accidentally slipped me one
He didn't mean to, he was kind
But he tripped and took me from behind
He said 'oh my dear I apologise'
With a lustful look in his eyes
Well I was stuck, what could I do?
I simply took it and thought of you.
There may be more, I'll try to think
Oh...Marty took me over the sink
PauliePaul used the table there
While Amberdoll stripped me bare
I don't recall a visitation
From some unknown alien nation
Filling me with probes and such
But then I don't remember much...

:oops:
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Yes I agree Spangle we may have lost our way
Initially enjoying all 57 varieties together every day
Making sweetpea love with you has bean so prolific
Even as i ejaculated green cum you didn't find this horrific
Then when I found out you had a pea in the pod
I smiled and thought to myself im a very lucky sod
Knowing now Kris took Spangle bending over a counter
I feel a little disappointed that he accidentally did mount her
Im glad you thought of me when he finally exploded
Im just hoping his big gun wasn't cocked and fully loaded
And Marty I can understand when taking you over the sink
He probably unintentionally slipped in while taking a drink
As he leaned forward turning the tap to pour water in a glass
Without specks on couldn't see bending over was your bare arse
Im not too sure why he didn't quickly withdraw his lance
But maybe at 92 he thought this may be his last chance
PauliePaul I believe was trying to make Amberdoll jealous
But I do think his actions may have been a bit over zealous
He probably got excited imagining taking her over the table
But took you instead to show Amberdoll he was still able
All of these men I can forgive them for what they've done
But im not sure about a close encounter by an alien from Area 51
I don't blame you because you don't remember too much
You were probably stunned by his ray gun and ET touch
All I hope is our child when born doesn't look out of place
And looks like me your hubby and not from outer space ️xx:p:pxx
 
Come here!
Go away!
Don't you look at me that way!
You don't care
You think I'm fat
Now I'm crying over that
Go to the garage
Yes I've seen the time
Bring me noodles, and some lime
Rub my feet
Tell me I'm pretty
Even when I look so shitty
Ring your mates
Tell them you're dead
Give all your time to me instead
Why are you here?
Under my feet
Haven't you got some friends to meet?
I hate you, you know
For causing this
Darling I love you, give me a kiss..

Pregnancy MJ, I hope you're ready :p
 
Spangle said:
Come here!
Go away!
Don't you look at me that way!
You don't care
You think I'm fat
Now I'm crying over that
Go to the garage
Yes I've seen the time
Bring me noodles, and some lime
Rub my feet
Tell me I'm pretty
Even when I look so shitty
Ring your mates
Tell them you're dead
Give all your time to me instead
Why are you here?
Under my feet
Haven't you got some friends to meet?
I hate you, you know
For causing this
Darling I love you, give me a kiss..

Pregnancy MJ, I hope you're ready :p
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Now that is impressive, LMAO I'll see what I can respond with but I love this one Spangle, you should write a book of poetry ️xx:p
 
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