$10,000 for sucking tits

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Kathy_Doyle

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So, I was walking down a street wearing what you see in my profile pic, when this rather nicely dressed dude comes up to me and says, "I'll give you $100 right now in cash if you let me suck your tits."

"Fuck off", I said and kept waking. He followed me for a bit and then stood in front of me. "ok, I'll give you $1000 for sucking your tits right now", he said.

I stopped for a second and looked back at him before saying "no". He pursued me. Waving a thick wad of cash before my face he said, "ok, final offer, $10,000 in hard cash for letting me suck your tits right now."

I look at the wad and think, "what's the big deal". So I look around and take him by hand behind a nearby dumpster and tell him "ok, just be quick."

He lifts my top and my bra and starts fondling my breasts and rubbing my nipples. After a couple of minutes I tell him, "suck them already".

He says, "nah, too expensive".
 
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So, I was walking down a street wearing what you see in my profile pic, when this rather nicely dressed dude comes up to me and says, "I'll give you $100 right now in cash if you let me suck your tits."

"Fuck off", I said and kept waking. He followed me for a bit and then stood in front of me. "ok, I'll give you $1000 for sucking your tits right now", he said.

I stopped for a second and looked back at him before saying "no". He pursued me. Waving a thick wad of cash before my face he said, "ok, final offer, $10,000 in hard cash for letting me suck your tits right now."

I look at the wad and think, "what's the big deal". So I look around and take him by hand behind a nearby dumpster and tell him "ok, just be quick."

He lifts my top and my bra and starts fondling my breasts and rubbing my nipples. After a couple of minutes I tell him, "suck them already".

He says, "nah, too expensive".
Haha what a great joke we'll done I'm smiling...
 

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