Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Dear Chubbychappie

I've decided to be Jack Sprat. You'll just have to take my wife, please.

Signed,
Not Young man.
 
That’s it I am done. Once again you had meatballs for lunch and didn’t invite me. I just can’t be in that kind of relationship!

Always that damn night gown, it's like you chose it over me! I need someone that appreciates me and my feelings, gosh darn it! I am out! I would say it is me and not you... but in all honesty its the gown and not you..
 
And you never invite me to your tea parties with Mr. T. When we golf, it's not fore play, it's only about getting to that first tee.

Tee-hee, just kidding!
 
Rub a dub dub... three men in a tub. And not one of them is me? Is my meat not good as the butcher's? You don't want to be bread by the baker, do you? And I'm hotter than the candlestick maker when I wax...

Yours in Touchness by Enigma,
Hoe Hoe Hoe
 
Now I need a Visa to visit yiu. That's unacceptable.
Thank Boris but it's over.
 
I didn't know you were having foreign affairs! *Gasp* How can I ever trust you again?

I'm going to look elsewhere to be domesticated if not dominated.

*Going down like a sub marine*
 

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