Always that damn night gown, it's like you chose it over me! I need someone that appreciates me and my feelings, gosh darn it! I am out! I would say it is me and not you... but in all honesty its the gown and not you..
Rub a dub dub... three men in a tub. And not one of them is me? Is my meat not good as the butcher's? You don't want to be bread by the baker, do you? And I'm hotter than the candlestick maker when I wax...