Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[UnholyAngel]

I don’t want too lolz

 

[SaschaDom]

You only want me 10%
That's it

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear Sascha
I thought you were a dom. So why am I always on top? You are getting lazy with me and to be honest it is boring.
Take care
Firefly

 

[UnholyAngel]

Dear FireflyEyes
I’m breaking up with you sorry. It’s not me it’s you! We barely talk we never make love it’s like you didn’t even know we were in a relationship in the first place.
Sorry and Goodbye

 

[AZhoe]

How can this Sun Devil hang out with an Angel, even if you're unholy?

So whamma-Bama-slamma, it's over.

Buckeye up, I'm sure someone else will be your champion by tonight.

 

[SaschaDom]

@EastCoastWoman85
Sry my love, but seeing you looking for another girl is too much.
It's over. Goodbye

 

[NerdiGuy]

ECW - Im sorry, it will never work. I could never date someone who's initials are the same as a professional wrestling leauge.

 

[AZhoe]

Oh, we'll never be compatible. I'm a self-acknowledged mathgeek, not a nerd. Your Revenge of the Nerds was filmed at University of Arizona and I'm Arizona State, the rivalry continues. Besides, you wear a bandana on your head, and after my lobotomy, I wear a bandaid.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear AZhoe,
I've had enough. I feel like your secretary most of the time. Where are my keys? What time is it? Do this do that.
The secretary sex was hot. But I don't fucking know where your pen is. Find it yourself.
Fed-up
Firefly

 

[AZhoe]

Fire,

Your desk was always a pig pen. And the squealing! Wow... Let's not mention the way you feed like Randy with mashed potatoes in "A Christmas Story"

My penis here on me. Of course you couldn't see it behind you.

No ifs, ands, or butts, I'm pulling out.

Signed,
CEO of Pen Ink.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Oh AZhoe
I can't resist you. But this coming and going. I'm getting dizzy. And I have a confession...I have found a new ho. So...Peace brotha!!
Fire

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Fire,

You are such a stunning, remarkable, and intelligent lady. The pictures you take are breathtaking. For that reason though I must move on. I've decided it is in my best interest to keep breathing and can no longer be with you since you constantly take my breath away.

Sincerely,

Polite

 

[AZhoe]

P&N,

That ampersand should be an AI, but that would be giving you the Artificial Intelligence you so desperately need.

I'm sorry, I can't do that. I will go hang out with HAL-9000.

At least he'll sing to me before sleep

With Daisy. . . daisy chains of laughs,
Dave's Not Here and neither am I.

 

[LilithX]

*runs*

 

[Jinxy]

Chasing you used to be fun, but you never let me catch you anymore, so it’s over. I’m going to sit on my couch eat chocolate and watch renovation shows instead.

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Breaking up because its your fault @SweetLesGirl is always around

 

[Jinxy]

That’s it we are done. Your slaps used to be fun and sexy but now I have a permanent bruise on my bum. The only way it will go is if you do !

 

[Fildo66]

Dear @Jinxy,
I don’t know why I ever took you back (probably because your hot). We just can’t seem to put it together (not true) so I am ending this relationship. Don’t try and call me crying. Unless you are looking for a booty call. Lol. Otherwise we are through. (Maybe). Please don’t call (did I mention that already). Take care of yourself (I’ll be home after work). I mean it .... we’re through. Seriously. Fuck it. *tears up letter*.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear Fildo,
The toys were fun, but I've had enough of the artifice. Sometimes I just want a real cock in my life. Is it too much for a girl to ask for?
I know you will find a new (rubber) lover soon.
Keep it kinky,
Firefly

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Firefly,
I just can’t handle the 4 feet of snow anymore.
I’m heading back to where it’s nice and warm.
Tata...