Banter Break Up With The User Above You

  • Thread starter Thread starter CantBeTamed
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Dear @CantBeTamed,
I’m breaking up with you because you didn’t break up with me. And we know this can’t go on any longer. Bye bye bye..
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Dear @CantBeTamed,

It is with great sorrow that I write this to you. I must regretfully inform you that we can no longer have relations. I just can’t continue trying to tame you only to experience failure in the end. It has been a lot of interesting fun, but I just feel inadequate with my inability to tame you. I’m sorry I wish it could be different, maybe later in life when you are willing to be tamed we will meet again.

Yours truly,

Notroh


Shoot I knew I took to long typing this.
 
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It's not how you use it, it's the size—and I found what I've been looking for, but it isn't you. Later, gator.


CantBeTamed said:
Dear @Stanthropical ,

I’m breaking up with you because your fun facts are not fun anymore. Also because you didn’t follow the proper thread format.
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Cmon, who writes "dear" or letters anymore?
 
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Dearest @CantBeTamed ,

It is with deep regret I've come to the decision I can no longer be with you due to your lack of quoting Shades of Grey..

I will always care for you, and no one will ever come close to doing that thing you do.

XOXO


.....omg I've clearly got @CantBeTamed on the brain


Dear @angellick44 ,
You deserve better than what I have to offer...clearly, I don't even know it's you when you're right in front of me.
I'll be here if ever you need pleasing, but I must set you free.

XOXOXO
 
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