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Perk
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@CantBeTamed. I think some stories are better left incomplete. I know its hard for both of us. But it's not you, it's me
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Perk
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@ImplicitCell92 i am breaking up with you because i want to experience the break up in my life. I never had a break up in my life. So let me enjoy this moment
I know it's out of order....but I enjoy these so much...Feel free to skip breaking up with me and do whoever is above me
@Alexa79
I understand you love tutus, I get it, I really do, but every party does not have to be tutu themed. And although extremely sexy, panties should be worn when hosting your tutu themed parties. It made some of the guests quite uncomfortable with you dropping your Harry Potter wand every 7 minutes, and the exaggerated bending over to pick it up did not help.
But it's not only the theme parties, I also have a problem with the amount of tutus you wear...baby sized tutus are not headbands, child sized tutus are not bras, and wearing them all constantly around the house is not a turn on.
I'm ok with role playing, but every night I have to wear that damn pink tutu, it makes me believe I'm just your fantasy man, and you really aren't breaking up with oldgymrat.
Moving on, the glitter is everywhere...yes I know you call it pixie dust, but at this point it's like wadding though a confetti filled street after 3 days of parades. My garbage can is full of glitter and I'm only half done cleaning. You sprinkle it on my food, in my drinks, and I'm pretty sure my eye infections are caused my you "pixie dusting" my face while I sleep. I poop sparkling rainbows of reflective bits at this point, and my doctor has recommended cutting glitter from my diet due to my intestines looking like I swallowed several cheese graters.
I'll never cook as well as oldgym, and honestly I'm happy about leaving, I can't wait to not have my house look like a rainbow disco party when I turn on the lights.
All the best
Someguy
@Alexa79
I understand you love tutus, I get it, I really do, but every party does not have to be tutu themed. And although extremely sexy, panties should be worn when hosting your tutu themed parties. It made some of the guests quite uncomfortable with you dropping your Harry Potter wand every 7 minutes, and the exaggerated bending over to pick it up did not help.
But it's not only the theme parties, I also have a problem with the amount of tutus you wear...baby sized tutus are not headbands, child sized tutus are not bras, and wearing them all constantly around the house is not a turn on.
I'm ok with role playing, but every night I have to wear that damn pink tutu, it makes me believe I'm just your fantasy man, and you really aren't breaking up with oldgymrat.
Moving on, the glitter is everywhere...yes I know you call it pixie dust, but at this point it's like wadding though a confetti filled street after 3 days of parades. My garbage can is full of glitter and I'm only half done cleaning. You sprinkle it on my food, in my drinks, and I'm pretty sure my eye infections are caused my you "pixie dusting" my face while I sleep. I poop sparkling rainbows of reflective bits at this point, and my doctor has recommended cutting glitter from my diet due to my intestines looking like I swallowed several cheese graters.
I'll never cook as well as oldgym, and honestly I'm happy about leaving, I can't wait to not have my house look like a rainbow disco party when I turn on the lights.
All the best
Someguy
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Alexa79
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Omg. That is the funniest shit ever.
Can we break up again...
@Someguy1323 i am completely devastated. Not about the break. I mean really who cares. I’m upset you don’t love tutus and sparkles. You told me over and over how beautiful it all was. Now I feel the 5 mins we had together meant nothing.
Regarding the panties you were the only one not liking what was going on. My goodness your the jealous type. And what about your nip slips. You think that made people comfortable.
I will be sending over the movers to take my things. I will count the tutus. I saw you twirling when you thought I wasn’t looking. I know the purple one is your favourite.
It is with great ...joy I take my leave. You are a clever funny man but you complain way too much about the glitter. I mean really an eye infection or bowel obstruction seems like a small price to pay to have me.
No hard feelings (we know that). *blasts your wall with pink and purple pixie dust.
be well
Lexi
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Alexa79
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For the thread.
I’m sorry to tell you this @Perk but we can’t make this work. Your perky attitude although fun can get annoying. You constantly disappear for weeks leaving me to fend for myself. While you were gone I found a new love. @Oldgymrat is the only one for me.
Goodbye Perk
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Perk
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I left deliberately to see the power of my love and what I saw that your love for me was weak because the moment i left u found a new love in someone else. Thats too hard for me.
Perk I'm braking up with you because you love to twerk and you do it better than me, I'm sorry we couldn't make this work!
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Jinxy
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I’m breaking up with you because you refuse to take that ball out you’re mouth so we never talk anymore. I’m done.
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emptynestcpl
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Dearest CBT, I do regret that I have to make this decision, but the time has come for me to move on. I have tried harder than I ever thought I would with anyone. But you see, your inability to be tamed has me with rope burn, calluses, broken bones and a few scars. Dont get me wrong, I will always look back on our time together and wonder what could have been if only I had been able to conquer your desire to remain wild and free. In the end I feel this is best. I wish you nothing but success in everything you do. Stay wild and free
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Jinxy
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LilithX
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Dear Jinxy,
‘I've loved and I've lost, but that's not what I see. So, look what I got. Look what you taught me. And for that, I say, thank you, next!’
‘I've loved and I've lost, but that's not what I see. So, look what I got. Look what you taught me. And for that, I say, thank you, next!’
This bish put the (e)X in LilithX!
Cause now here's the thing y'all, there's a time and there's a place and honey, this relationship aint where its AT!
Now don't ask me how I managed to pull this shit but a lit disco ball begins to spin its beautiful spectrum of shiny circular wonders all over every single surface they glide across as I look you "dead" in the eye and don't even ask me where I got the microphone - my life has always been just one big relevant, in the moment song and dance and that's just another reason why I really don't need someone like you ending my fun anymore!
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
You told me I'd be nothing without you Lil, but guess what?
"I WILL SURVIVE!"
Discos you out the door and never looks back!
Cause now here's the thing y'all, there's a time and there's a place and honey, this relationship aint where its AT!
Now don't ask me how I managed to pull this shit but a lit disco ball begins to spin its beautiful spectrum of shiny circular wonders all over every single surface they glide across as I look you "dead" in the eye and don't even ask me where I got the microphone - my life has always been just one big relevant, in the moment song and dance and that's just another reason why I really don't need someone like you ending my fun anymore!
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Do you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
You told me I'd be nothing without you Lil, but guess what?
"I WILL SURVIVE!"
Discos you out the door and never looks back!
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@PheonixxxMonroe
You can't stay away from"this" can you? I thought you'd have a hard time...
I was hoping to do this nicely, but it seems even the accidentally tripping you into a wall didn't get the point across, so let me make this as clear as possible.
I've recently filed your doorhandles so they all have sharp edges.
I've changed your hair dye from red to plain old dirt brown.
I replaced all your colorful underwear with plain white pull-ups.
I've removed all soap from your house.
Your cameras will all take blurry pictures from now on, due to me modifying the focal point of them.
I've done all of this out of the goodness of my heart, not out of animosity. You see, you obviously need something to distract you from me. I'm hoping the time it takes fixing all of these, will provide you the time you need to get over me.
I understand that you were my first comment on fcn, and that is special to me, but I've moved on, and I hope can as well.
PS the red back spider was not my doing. But don't look under the sink!
Someguy
You can't stay away from"this" can you? I thought you'd have a hard time...
I was hoping to do this nicely, but it seems even the accidentally tripping you into a wall didn't get the point across, so let me make this as clear as possible.
I've recently filed your doorhandles so they all have sharp edges.
I've changed your hair dye from red to plain old dirt brown.
I replaced all your colorful underwear with plain white pull-ups.
I've removed all soap from your house.
Your cameras will all take blurry pictures from now on, due to me modifying the focal point of them.
I've done all of this out of the goodness of my heart, not out of animosity. You see, you obviously need something to distract you from me. I'm hoping the time it takes fixing all of these, will provide you the time you need to get over me.
I understand that you were my first comment on fcn, and that is special to me, but I've moved on, and I hope can as well.
PS the red back spider was not my doing. But don't look under the sink!
Someguy
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Jinxy
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Dear @Someguy1323
Sorry to burst your bubble but we are done.
It’s totally you too. Cause we all know I’m perfect.
( not really sorry to burst your bubble, love to hear them pop)
Jinxy
Sorry to burst your bubble but we are done.
It’s totally you too. Cause we all know I’m perfect.
( not really sorry to burst your bubble, love to hear them pop)
Jinxy
Jinxy, all the stalkers I'm competing with and fending off on the daily have done my head in half and I just can't do it anymore, this shit just isn't normal!!
I had bars fitted to your windows, hired personal body guards, there was the state of the art motion sensor cams and Uncle Chop Chop/Neville Bartos trained, coke spiked crazy fucker German Sheppard guard dogs and it still hasn't kept the fcn Team Jinxy Jerkers from fapping as close to our place aka YOU as is humanly possibly!
Fuck this shit, you won't move to Uzbekistan with me so I'm off - good luck and try not to slip on the jizz of your loyal yet creepy as fuck bunch of followers.
Later J bird, wait ... can I just get your autograph before I leave? (It's so going on Ebay!)
I had bars fitted to your windows, hired personal body guards, there was the state of the art motion sensor cams and Uncle Chop Chop/Neville Bartos trained, coke spiked crazy fucker German Sheppard guard dogs and it still hasn't kept the fcn Team Jinxy Jerkers from fapping as close to our place aka YOU as is humanly possibly!
Fuck this shit, you won't move to Uzbekistan with me so I'm off - good luck and try not to slip on the jizz of your loyal yet creepy as fuck bunch of followers.
Later J bird, wait ... can I just get your autograph before I leave? (It's so going on Ebay!)
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@PheonixxxMonroe
We have to break up.
I dont think this is working... We arent really connecting and we both deserve to be with someone that trully appreciates us.
Maybe we can still be friends but i dont know...
See you around, and ill never give that mixtape back
We have to break up.
I dont think this is working... We arent really connecting and we both deserve to be with someone that trully appreciates us.
Maybe we can still be friends but i dont know...
See you around, and ill never give that mixtape back
*says nothing, just points at the door and gestures to gtfo out with his head*
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FallenFreya
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Stan, the day you proposed to me was the happiest day of my FCN life. Marrying into FCN hierarchy, i could have been a queen of FCN.
Then you denied your proposal, tried to bury the evidence.
You broke my heart, and we are finished.
I wish you all the best, because I'm too nice for my own good.
