Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Hi @Shy_girl74 I'm breaking up with you. I'm sorry, but I need a man..... preferably tall and knows what he wants. I thought being with you would help me out of my shell since I'm so shy :rolleyes: but I've come to realize I love being the more submissive one, and I know you tried your best to be more adventurous. The effort in the strip tease was brilliant but lacking in the "swinging" department if you know what I mean ;)

But still...…*Mwah*
 
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Dear @Ladyhoneybee ,
I believe we just aren’t meant for each other. You want me to constantly lick you all over and, even though you are very good, I have to come up for air once in a while. Please don’t take this personally. You will find a man who can stay buried between your legs a lot longer then I can. I even didn’t mind when you wanted your asshole licked.
I have to draw the line at your toes though. Not my thing and I think you are just too young for me. Please don’t be hurt by this.
Signed,
@Fildo66
 
Dear @Jinxy,
I know I was just looking for a rebound relationship after @PheonixxxMonroe broke up with me. I swear I wasn’t looking for anyone but you just came and blew me away with your sexy profile pics. I just don’t think we can carry on this fantastic and awesome relationship and I have no idea why?
Where am I going with this? Oh yeah ... breaking up. Sorry was just thinking if your profile pics over the years. (Phew) Anyway, I just don’t think we are made for each other. Thanks for loving my heart after @PheonixxxMonroe and other parts but I think we should just call it quits.
Take care and hopefully see you around these halls. God I hope I do. Lol

Sincerely,
Fildo66
❤️
 
Dear @Jinxy

This isn't working. I first thought I'd be in for a beat threesome with your @SweetLesGirl but it turns out I'm just a perv. Also, it's not like i can handle you anyways.

Ps: I just saw your underboob picture. Please take me back.

Ps2: no? Well, I broke up with you first. Hah!
 
Dearest Slopps,

This is awkward because you're a great guy and its breaking my heart but I have to go, once I get out of this wheelchair that I'm having to use from our fun on Saturday night I'm leaving you for the guy who hangs out around here with the inverted two inch penis, he seems like "fun" and that's all I can handle these days as you haven't just made my whole day, you've made my hole week, stay strong big guy!

Love Always 8
 
Sloops, the time has cum. Over and over again, actually.

*daydreams about that morning sex we just had*

There have been many ups and downs, between the sheets anyway. And I’m feeling kind of low...maybe that’s because I’m on my knees. Looking up in your eyes as I grab that thi....uh uh uh....Kleenex! Kleenex is what I meant. Damnit, let’s just have breakup sex and get this over with.
 

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