Finish the sentence

Running through my neighbors yard on my way home.

Stop!!! Before you do that, make sure...
 
McDonald's dirty little rancid step brother.

I immediately ran after the rabbit when I saw...
 
Dr. Phil shirtless punching Dr. Oz in the face in our local park while shouting "i own you bitch."

On my first day of my new job, i was ready to make a great impression, everything was in place..
 
When suddenly I couldn't figure out what to say so I just started reading aloud my favorite children's book in pig Latin.

When the owl flew into the cold, dark valley...
 
and through it, and into our lonely neighborhood on the west Patridge lane. I knew the day had come. No one believed me, NO ONE. But i knew. IM GOING TO HOGWARTS BABY, YALL CAN SUCK IT, BYE FELICIA BYEEEEE.

My car broke in the middle of wyoming, all I could see were vast expanses of rock, dust, and nature, not a soul in sight except for a small little white house..
 
Where I also laid eyes on an old man that looked like he'd lived three lives. His teeth were hideous, crooked and covered in tobacco, and he would spit into his metal can in the perfect rhythm of a metronome.

Before the man ran off with the radishes...
 
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