Game I need to/The problem is

Problem is the “fish” you caught were a license plate, old tire, a pair of panties and a steering wheel. But at least you caught something. ;)

I need to get some groceries today and grill out.
 
The problem is you spent all your money on sex toys and groceries are 10 times what they were last year.

I need to fill my deisel truck up.
 
The problem you can't move it, because all the glow plugs have melted into nothing.

I need to go plan a small, one or two day getaway for next week's vacation.
 
The problem is your plans are so elaborate, it’s doubtful you will have time to do everything you want and get stuck in a hotel room trying to figure out what to do first…bummer…

I need to have lunch
 
The problem is you used peeps from here as your references for your loan….it ain’t never happening….

I need something to drink besides water
 
The problem is that everything non-alcoholic is just flavored water.

I need to get rid of my kitchen table, but I don't want to throw it away or store it.
 
You can’t sell it with all the ice cream stains.. that pistachio will never come off.. it’s the size of a small house…dude… kitchen tables are not investments.. time to get the chainsaw out… you know what to do..

i need some fruit to go with lunch
 
The problem is that peppers are fruit too, so you get a handful of Carolina Reapers.

I need to donate a bunch of old clothing.
 
Few places will take shirts that all say Stan the man…and again with those ice cream stains… ever hear of a napkin…

I need to check my emails
 
The problem is that your emails are thread reply alerts.

I need to turn my life upside down.
 
The problem is that once turned upside down, it’s hard to get back, like a capsized boat…learn to swim…

I need to actually read that Steven king novel that’s been on my desk for a year now…o_O
 
The problem is you don’t have any breathable air there! Need to find a store that sells furniture and take a nap in their air conditioning.. tell them the pig sent ya and get 10% off your next purchase.

I should be a salesman
 
The problem is that you'd only be interested in talking and never sell anything.

I need to stock up on frozen foods.
 
Problem is you live off the grid and your “freezer” is really just a hole you dug in the ground that you throw ice into once in a while. It would all go bad anyways.

I need to get up early tomorrow for a trip.
 
The problem is you will stay up till 4 am on live chat thinking you are chatting with real girls when actually they are all fake.

I need to chat with a real girl.
 
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