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HELLO FOLKS,

BACK AGAIN, WAS TALKING WITH A FRIEND YESTERDAY, AND THIS JOKE CAME TO ME... NO PUN INTENDED(ONCE YOU READ THE JOKE,WINK WINK), SO HERE GOES, ANOTHER "STARFIRE", ORIGINAL JOKE...:D;):cool:

I WAS JOKING ABOUT BLOW JOBS, WITH A FRIEND OF MINE... MY FRIEND SAID, HIS GF WON'T GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB?... I THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT, AND SAID TO HIM...

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO... TELL HER IT'S JUST LIKE A POPSICLE, BUT IT'S NOT COLD, AND IF SHE'S GOOD AT IT, SHE'LL GET A NICE LITTLE SURPRISE AT THE END...HAHAHAHA!...:p;):cool:

HOPE YOU GOT A GIGGLE OUT OF THIS ONE, I GOT A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT MYSELF!...:D:p:cool:

TC TTYAL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!...:p:D;):cool:

 
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WELL WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY BIGGEST "STALKING FAN"!...LMAO

WRFV,

YOU REALLY NEED TO FIND SOMEONE NEW TO TROLL THEIR THREADS...:rolleyes::cool: I READ YOUR POSTING HISTORY, AND YOU SEEM TO FIND A COUPLE OF MY THREADS TO BE SO FASCINATING, THAT YOU SEEM TO SHOW THAT YOU REALLY LIKE ME!...LOL YOU REALLY, REALLY, LIKE ME!...HAHAHAHA!... :D:rolleyes::cool:

I WOULD SUGGEST YOU NOT BE SUCH A "PRUDE"?... CONSIDERING WHAT YOU'VE POSTED YOURSELF?!... LIKE THIS FOR EXAMPLE... "SEE BELOW"...HAHAHAHA!...;):rolleyes::cool:

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WomenRfromVenusWell-Known Member
I find that 90% of the nudes here are redonkulus.
A) Here is a razor..for some, a weed-eater
B) Some things dont need the "zoom in" option
C) No one cares its "hard n ready"
D) We did not come here for dinner, so stop advertising whats on the menu

The song Venus de milo, the whole subject of it is, Love is a drug.

I WOULD SUGGEST THAT FROM NOW ON, YOU CHECK YOUR OWN "POSTS", BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO INSULT OTHERS.:rolleyes::cool: OH AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DO PROOF READ BEFORE YOU HIT THE "ENTER", KEY?...LMAO SEE ABOVE WORD IN BLUE... TYVM!... HAVE A NICE DAY, WRFV, BECAUSE, "C) No one cares!"... HAHAHAHA!...:D:rolleyes::cool:

OH AND ONE MORE THING...

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YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T LIVE IN FCN 24/7, IF SO YOU SHOULD REALLY CONSIDER TAKING A BATH, AND BRUSHING YOUR TEETH, CAUSE I CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE!...HAHAHAHAHAHA!...EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!...:eek::rolleyes::cool:

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NUFF SAID!!!...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... :p:D:rolleyes::cool:

♥StarFire♥:cool:

 
WRFV,

HAHAHAHA! A MOP?!...o_O:p:cool:WTF?!...o_O:cool:HAHAHAHAHA!...:eek::p:D:rolleyes::cool: IS THAT YOUR BEST?...o_O:rolleyes::cool: YOU BETTER STICK WITH YOUR DAY JOB, AND LEAVE THE COMEDY TO THOSE WHO ARE MUCH MORE CAPABLE THEN YOURSELF...:D:rolleyes::cool:

YOU ARE CORRECT THOUGH, YOU DO NEED A "MOP", TO CLEAN UP THE "BS", YOU'VE LEFT ALL OVER THIS SITE ON OTHER PEOPLES THREADS, AND ADDING YOUR TWO CENTS, WITHOUT BEING ASKED ON PEOPLES POSTS, IN FORUM...:rolleyes::cool: OH, AND I'M ONLY 55, NOT EVEN CLOSE TO 60...HAHAHAHAHA!...:p:rolleyes::cool: AS FOR 19 YEAR OLDS?... WHO I HAVE AS "CHAT FRIENDS", HERE, ARE NOYB... ARE YOU JEALOUS?... MAYBE IF YOU ADJUST THAT BITTER ATTITUDE OF YOURS, YOU MIGHT JUST MAKE SOME REAL FRIENDS HERE...LMAO ;):rolleyes::p:cool: BUT, FROM WHAT I'VE READ, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT...LMAO :rolleyes::cool: STALKING SOMEONE ELSE'S THREAD REMARKS, AND POSTS TO DIFFERENT FORUM TOPICS, IS JUST CREEPY!... YOU REALLY DO NEED TO GET "YOUR OWN", LIFE, AND STAY OUT OF THE LIVES OF OTHERS WHO HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU...HAHAHAHA!...:p:D:rolleyes::cool:

WHAT IS IT THAT HAS CHANGED YOU?...o_O:cool: YOU USED TO POST TO MY THREADS, AND YOU WERE SHOCKINGLY PLEASANT IN THE BEGINNING... THEN FOR SOME UNKNOWN EXCUSE, YOU'VE TURNED INTO A BITTER STALKER/TROLL... :rolleyes::cool: YOU REALLY DO NEED TO FIND A NEW HOBBY, OR, MAYBE A JOB IN THE REAL WORLD WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA...:D:rolleyes::cool:

STEALING POSTS OF OTHERS (MYSELF INCLUDED), AND POSTING THEM AS YOUR OWN, IS TRULY PATHETIC, DISTURBING, AND SAD TO SAY THE LEAST...:eek:o_O:rolleyes::cool: AS YOU STOLE THIS ONE I POSTED LONG AGO... :eek::rolleyes::cool:

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DO TRY TO HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, AND STOP BELITTLING THOSE WHO POST THEIR OWN ORIGINAL THOUGHTS ON THIS SITE... NOW...

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C YA WRFV, NO ONE WANTS TO READ YOUR BS REMARKS, WHO MADE YOU CHAT CRITIC ANYWAY?... I DARE YOU TO POST AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, WITHOUT LIFTING IT FROM ELSE WHERE...HAHAHAHA!...:eek::D:rolleyes::cool:

NOW!...:cool:

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NUFF SAID!...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...:D:rolleyes::cool:

♥StarFire♥:cool:

 
WRFV,

I'M A TAD TIRED, SO, I THINK, I'LL LET MY MEMES, AND IMAGES SPEAK FOR ME...:rolleyes::cool:

FIRST...

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SECOND...

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...AND NOW FINALLY, THE FINALE!!!...;):cool:

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O.K. TROLL HOUR IS OVER... NO MORE ATTENTION SEEKING BY WRFV!!!...:p:rolleyes::cool:

♥StarFire♥:cool:

UM WRFV?

I WOULD TAKE A SECOND LOOK AT YOUR OWN SPELLING BEFORE "QUOTING", OTHERS, TYVM... :rolleyes::D:cool:

 
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I would not consider this a joke at all its just a meme I know but I thought it was pretty funny
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Peggy said:
*QUESTION* Since all this is on the "JOKES" thread... Are all of this considered a joke???

*EDIT*
this post is not a joke.
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HI PEGGY,

HAHAHA!... YES MINE IS PEGGY... AT LEAST I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE (POINTS UP), SO, DON'T MIND THE SARCASM, IT'S JUST MY WICKEDLY NAUGHTY, SENSE OF HUMOR AT WORK AGAIN... SO, NO WORRIES PEGGY... ;):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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(GIGGLES)...:p;):rolleyes::cool:

 
HI KRIS1973,

I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE TO COPY, AND PASTE...LOL I GOT THIS T-SHIRT DOWN IN FLORIDA, WHILE VISITING MY PARENTS FOR 2 WEEKS BACK IN NOVEMBER...:cool: WELL, LONG STORY SHORT, HERE TAKE A LOOK AT THE T- SHIRT I BROUGHT HOME...;):cool: IT SAYS IT ALL, AND THAT'S ME FOR SURE!...HAHAHAHA!...:p:D;):cool: CHECK OUT THE MEME I MADE WHEN I GOT HOME FROM FLORIDA... :p:D;):cool:

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(GIGGLES)... WELL, KRIS1973, I THINK LIKE ALLIGATOR, MEN ALSO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!...:eek::p:D;):cool: (GIGGLES)...

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:


 
StarFire said:
HI KRIS1973,

I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE TO COPY, AND PASTE...LOL I GOT THIS T-SHIRT DOWN IN FLORIDA, WHILE VISITING MY PARENTS FOR 2 WEEKS BACK IN NOVEMBER...:cool: WELL, LONG STORY SHORT, HERE TAKE A LOOK AT THE T- SHIRT I BROUGHT HOME...;):cool: IT SAYS IT ALL, AND THAT'S ME FOR SURE!...HAHAHAHA!...:p:D;):cool: CHECK OUT THE MEME I MADE WHEN I GOT HOME FROM FLORIDA... :p:D;):cool:

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(GIGGLES)... WELL, KRIS1973, I THINK LIKE ALLIGATOR, MEN ALSO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!...:eek::p:D;):cool: (GIGGLES)...

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:
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@StarFire
That's brilliant my mate will like that on a t shirt didn't know what to get for him. His mum wasn't impressed last year with a pack of joints looking like normal cigs.
Cheers
 
Kris1973 said:
@StarFire
That's brilliant my mate will like that on a t shirt didn't know what to get for him. His mum wasn't impressed last year with a pack of joints looking like normal cigs.
Cheers
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HELLO KRIS1973,

LET ME REPLY WITH A TOAST OF MY OWN....(ANOTHER ORIGINAL "STARFIRE", MEME)... CHEERS!...:):cool: KRIS1973 I CAN'T DRINK ALCOHOL...:(:cool: BUT, I CAN WITH THIS!...:);):cool: SEE MY LOVELY ORIGINAL "STARFIRE", MEME...;):cool:

CHEERS MATE!...:p:D:cool:

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WELL KRIS1973, HOPE YOU LIKE THIS MEME I MADE, JUST AS MUCH AS THE PREVIOUS ONE... I LIKE THIS ONE ESPECIALLY FOR US COFFEE/TEA, AND MILK, DRINKERS... HAHAHA!...:D:cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

 

HELLO AGAIN KRIS1973,

I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, SINCE YOU LIKED THE ALLIGATOR MEME I CREATED, TO HAVE MADE INTO A T-SHIRT, AS A GIFT... BUT!... I WAS HOLDING OUT ON YOU(GIGGLES)...:D;):cool: I ACTUALLY MADE TWO DIFFERENT ALLIGATOR MEME'S... THIS IS THE OTHER ONE...LOL :p:D:cool: NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH ONE YOU TRULY WANT?...OR, YOU COULD USE THEM BOTH, I'LL LEAVE THAT DECISION UP TO YOU...LOL :p;):cool:

TYVM FOR THE KIND WORDS, AND HERE'S ONE MORE ORIGINAL "STARFIRE", MEME, TO ENJOY... :):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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WELL, NOW IT'S UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE?... DECISIONS, DECISIONS!...LOL:p:D:cool:

TC TTYL,


♥StarFire♥:cool:

 
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StarFire said:
HELLO AGAIN KRIS1973,

I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, SINCE YOU LIKED THE ALLIGATOR MEME I MADE,TO HAVE MADE INTO A T-SHIRT, AS A GIFT... BUT!... I WAS HOLDING OUT ON YOU(GIGGLES)...:D;):cool: I ACTUALLY MADE TWO DIFFERENT ALLIGATOR MEME'S... THIS IS THE OTHER ONE...LOL :p:D:cool: NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH ONE YOU TRULY WANT?...OR, YOU COULD USE THEM BOTH, I'LL LEAVE THAT DECISION UP TO YOU...LOL :p;):cool:

TYVM FOR THE KIND WORDS, AND HERE'S ONE MORE ORIGINAL "STARFIRE", MEME'S, TO ENJOY... :):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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WELL, NOW IT'S UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE?... DECISIONS, DECISIONS!...LOL:p:D:cool:

TC TTYL,


♥StarFire♥:cool:
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Damn this pressure arrrgh
 
Kris1973 said:
Damn this pressure arrrgh
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ARGGH! KRIS1973,

SHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WOKE THE JOLLY ROGER!... HE BE LOOKING TO STEAL YOUR MEMES!... BEST MAKE UP YOUR MIND RIGHT QUICK THERE MATE!...ARGGGH!...LOL :p:D:cool:

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ENJOY THEM KRIS1973, KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE PIRATES THEY BE LOOKING FOR SOME NEW TREASURE!...LOL

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:
 
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StarFire said:
ARGGH! KRIS1973,

SHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WOKE THE JOLLY ROGER!... HE BE LOOKING TO STEAL YOU'RE MEMES!... BEST MAKE UP YOUR MIND RIGHT QUICK THERE MATE!...ARGGGH!...LOL :p:D:cool:

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ENJOY THEM KRIS1973, KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE PIRATES THEY BE LOOKING FOR SOME NEW TREASURE!...LOL

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:
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Starfire stop messing with my head choices all 3 would work with him.
 
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