Jokes

Discussion in 'Hangouts, Games and Banter' started by Mabal, Oct 24, 2017.

  1. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

  2. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

  3. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

  4. CrystalMarker

    CrystalMarker Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    I'm laughing and cracking ribs!
     
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  5. CrystalMarker

    CrystalMarker Well-Known Member FCN Regular

  6. NinetiesBoy

    NinetiesBoy Guest

    Here's a joke for you.

    My life!
    And the punch line?
    Despite everything I've been through, I die in the end.

    #stayingpositive!
     
  7. jayamal

    jayamal Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
     
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  8. jayamal

    jayamal Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
    After five years, your job will still suck.
     
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  9. jayamal

    jayamal Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    What’s another name for a vagina?
    The box a penis comes in.
     
  10. jayamal

    jayamal Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
    Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
     
  11. NinetiesBoy

    NinetiesBoy Guest

    I actually have a rubiks cube and a penis so I can attest to this!
     
  12. CrystalMarker

    CrystalMarker Well-Known Member FCN Regular

  13. Kathy_Doyle

    Kathy_Doyle Guest

    I went home happy, telling my mother about how I earned $20 by climbing a tree. Mom responded, "they just wanted to see your panties!" I replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I first took them off!"
     
  14. Kathy_Doyle

    Kathy_Doyle Guest

    Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
    For fingering a minor.
     
  15. Lakeside

    Lakeside Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    Money:
    112,921⛀
    I posted this one ages back, so hopefully no one remembers. ;)

    A women is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars.
    The judge asked the defendant, "First offender?"
    She replied "No Your Honour, first a Gibson then a Fender."

    Ls x
     
  16. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
    She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
    "That’s a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
    "No," she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose 'Carmen'"
    "What’s your name?” she asked.
    He answered "B. J. Titsengolf."
     
  17. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    Playing doctors and nurses with the wife last night didn't go well...
    Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese!
     
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  18. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.
    "Look at the size of his todger," says the man. "It's massive!"
    "Yes dear," says the wife
    "At least he has your ears"
     
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  19. Kris1973

    Kris1973 Well-Known Member FCN Regular

    Because of the hot weather over the next few days my boss has said we can bring shorts in!
    Jack Daniels it is then!
     
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