Religion?

Possibly the only religious person in this site lol, I can explain I was looking for a damn fantasy roleplay or something, this isn't it though, now I just want to troll that's feeds. Umm let me think of a Jesus joke, it would probably be hard to think when you can use your hand as a fucking whistle ain't that right jesus.
 
I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We sing drunkenly about Spaghetti-Os every Friday night to appease the great one.
 
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called a religion. And people will continue to ask themselves if man is merely a mistake of Gods or God is merely a mistake of man.
 
Religion is like having a dick.

It's fine to have a dick, just don't get it out in public and whatever you do, don't ram it down someone's throat.
 
Im a confusedist as I cant explain everything in the world who knows if here is a God I sure dont
 
If you dont believe in God why do guys say oh God thats tight or Jesus im cumming or gonna no the condom broke
 
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