Haha yes very naughty so we get detention and are made to stand in the corner with a book on our heads..... Or was that just me lol ️xx.Well then let's be naughty kids
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Lol yes I had to write linesHaha yes very naughty so we get detention and are made to stand in the corner with a book on our heads..... Or was that just me lol ️xx.
Me too at other times .....were your lines I must not sit on the tractor that way???Lol yes I had to write lines
we had a thing where you sat on the floor with a book balanced on your head in the headmasters room and if it fell you got longer detention...it was bloody hard balancing The Encylopedia Britannia volumes 1-10 lol ️xx️xx
I think mine were usually 'I must not tell the teacher he looks like Mr Potato Head'
Hahaha I think we had a teacher like that...we called him Spud lol ️xx️xxI think mine were usually 'I must not tell the teacher he looks like Mr Potato Head'
That's beautiful....brought a tear to my eyes Spankums...so poetic ️xx.
We solve our problems and we see the light
Gotta plug our butts, we're gonna eat all night
No danger we'll run out cause we can go so far
And buy some more at our local all night Spar
Beanz is the word
They think eating in bed could be a pain
Why don't they realise, we never leave a stain
Ours lips are covered in this juicy meal
Trying not to dribble and removing any spills
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a potent love potion
Beanz is the love we are feeling
We see the pressure building and start to pray
Hoping we don't fart as much as yesterday
There is a chance that this time we will go too far
And follow through leaving a turd exactly where we are
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a love potion
Beanz is the love and very appealing
This is our life it's no illusion
Instead of blood we want a bean transfusion
Of those juicy spheres?
We see the pressure building and start to pray
Hoping we don't fart as much as yesterday
There is a chance that this time we will go too far
And follow through leaving a turd exactly where we are
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a potent love potion
Beanz is the love we are feeling
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a potent love potion
Beanz is the love and very appealing
Beanz is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Not as beautiful as yours my dear Spankums xx.
Ah well it was time I got over my crush on John Travolta anyway lol... brilliant as alwaysWe solve our problems and we see the light
Gotta plug our butts, we're gonna eat all night
No danger we'll run out cause we can go so far
And buy some more at our local all night Spar
Beanz is the word
They think eating in bed could be a pain
Why don't they realise, we never leave a stain
Ours lips are covered in this juicy meal
Trying not to dribble and removing any spills
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a potent love potion
Beanz is the love we are feeling
We see the pressure building and start to pray
Hoping we don't fart as much as yesterday
There is a chance that this time we will go too far
And follow through leaving a turd exactly where we are
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a love potion
Beanz is the love and very appealing
This is our life it's no illusion
Instead of blood we want a bean transfusion
Of those juicy spheres?
We see the pressure building and start to pray
Hoping we don't fart as much as yesterday
There is a chance that this time we will go too far
And follow through leaving a turd exactly where we are
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a potent love potion
Beanz is the love we are feeling
Beanz is the word
Beanz is the word, is the word as its stirred
It's okay in bed with good dry cleaning
Beanz is the Heinz, it's like a potent love potion
Beanz is the love and very appealing
Beanz is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Is the word
As its stirred
Not as beautiful as yours my dear Spankums xx.
You wait till you've heard my rendition of the other songs...and I bought a Danny Zuko wig just for you....im Greased Lightning ️xx.Ah well it was time I got over my crush on John Travolta anyway lol... brilliant as always
Lol I reserve Sandra Dee thoughYou wait till you've heard my rendition of the other songs...and I bought a Danny Zuko wig just for you....im Greased Lightning ️xx.
Look at me, I'm Spangle Bean
Lousy on the lesbo scene
Won't go to bed
Till I'm heavily fed
I can't, I'm Spangle Bean
Watch it, hey, I'm really gay
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across
Even MJ lost
His heart to Spangle's way
I don't drink or swear
I don't rat my hair
I get ill from lack of beans
Keep your filthy eye off my bean supply
Would you ruin a girl's sexy dreams?
As for you, MJW
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Spangle Bean
Paulie, Kris, let me be
Keep those truncheons far from me
Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Hey, fuck off, I'm Spangle Bean
Lousy on the lesbo scene
Won't go to bed
Till I'm heavily fed
I can't, I'm Spangle Bean
Watch it, hey, I'm really gay
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across
Even MJ lost
His heart to Spangle's way
I don't drink or swear
I don't rat my hair
I get ill from lack of beans
Keep your filthy eye off my bean supply
Would you ruin a girl's sexy dreams?
As for you, MJW
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Spangle Bean
Paulie, Kris, let me be
Keep those truncheons far from me
Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Hey, fuck off, I'm Spangle Bean
Tractor lovin' had her a blast
Tractor lovin' he travels so fast
I met a girl crazy to me
Thought Big Blue was cute as can be
Tractor days on the gearstick' away
To oh oh those tractor nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does she have a scar?
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
She rode by me, on his headlamps
I could see her pussy was damp
I saved her life, she nearly drowned
Blue showed off, spurting his diesel around
Tractor sun, his gearstick up her bum
But ooh ooh those tractor nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did his headlamps shine bright
Tell me more, tell me more
Was her pussy too tight?
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Blue had a service which Spangle paid
After he passed then she got laid
They made out and she got a shock
Sitting on his gearstick in place of a cock
Tractor fling, many orgasms he brings
But oooh oooh those tractor nights
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tell me more, tell me more
She don't care if she pops his airbag
Tell me more, tell me more
'Cause she needed a good shag
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop shoo-bop bop yeah
She got friendly, doing things that are banned
And once she'd finished she could barely stand
She pinched her teat, oh what a scene
Well, he was so big almost split he spleen
Tractor heat, machine and girl meet
But ooooh ooooh those tractor nights
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tell me more, tell me more
How much does his gearstick extend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Is Blue now her boyfriend?
It turned colder, that's where it ends
So she told him they'd still be friends
Then said she'd go to her hubby now
As she reattached him to the plough
Tractor dreams ripped at the seams
But oooooooooh those tractor nights...
Tell me more, tell me more... ️Xx.
LMAO seriously genius!!!Tractor lovin' had her a blast
Tractor lovin' he travels so fast
I met a girl crazy to me
Thought Big Blue was cute as can be
Tractor days on the gearstick' away
To oh oh those tractor nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does she have a scar?
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
She rode by me, on his headlamps
I could see her pussy was damp
I saved her life, she nearly drowned
Blue showed off, spurting his diesel around
Tractor sun, his gearstick up her bum
But ooh ooh those tractor nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did his headlamps shine bright
Tell me more, tell me more
Was her pussy too tight?
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
Blue had a service which Spangle paid
After he passed then she got laid
They made out and she got a shock
Sitting on his gearstick in place of a cock
Tractor fling, many orgasms he brings
But oooh oooh those tractor nights
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tell me more, tell me more
She don't care if she pops his airbag
Tell me more, tell me more
'Cause she needed a good shag
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop
Shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop shoo-bop bop yeah
She got friendly, doing things that are banned
And once she'd finished she could barely stand
She pinched her teat, oh what a scene
Well, he was so big almost split he spleen
Tractor heat, machine and girl meet
But ooooh ooooh those tractor nights
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tell me more, tell me more
How much does his gearstick extend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Is Blue now her boyfriend?
It turned colder, that's where it ends
So she told him they'd still be friends
Then said she'd go to her hubby now
As she reattached him to the plough
Tractor dreams ripped at the seams
But oooooooooh those tractor nights...
Tell me more, tell me more... ️Xx.
Aw thank you Sandra Pea.... Maybe once we've done all the songs we should put them on a new thread here called Beanz the musical and see if Andrew Lloyd Webber buys their rights for a new musical?? Lol ️xx.LMAO seriously genius!!!
"I can see the neon lights on Beanway.."Aw thank you Sandra Pea.... Maybe once we've done all the songs we should put them on a new thread here called Beanz the musical and see if Andrew Lloyd Webber buys their rights for a new musical?? Lol ️xx.
Yes words and music by Mr and Mrs Haveyoureadmyprofileyou Cock-Womble in bright lights ️xx.
PMSL I can see it now...Yes words and music by Mr and Mrs Haveyoureadmyprofileyou Cock-Womble in bright lights ️xx.
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