Im imagining us sharing a pickled egg like the spaghetti scene in the lady and the tramp Disney film And as we reach each other's lips we share a bit of sick...how romantic would that be!! Xx.
Oh that is my ultimate sexual fantasy, closely followed by a poo butty washed down with pee tea. On planet NIGHTMARE!!!
I can't be fooled lol. The only seed that shall ever pass this girl's vocal cords will be 18 carat JT gold... or a pearl necklace maybe
So you're up for it then? I'll just phone the local chippy and get him to put a few really ripe ones aside for us ️xx.
After my 50 mile run today I jogged down past the beach And I saw a lady with her dog who she was trying to teach She was yelling out loudly beg, sit, stay and so much more Well I think that's what she said while being dragged on the floor Once her doggy finally stopped she wished it had been sooner For as she picked herself up she had a ton of sand in her bloomers Once on her feet looking frustrated she found she could not speak Her mouth was so full up with sand that she had hamster cheeks Feeling sad and dejected she headed to a cafe for some linguine But on the way there she came across John Travolta in a mankini Strutting along the beach Jive Talkin like it was Thursday Night Fever She came over funny and felt like there was a disco in her beaver At the same time a group of surfers turn up looking hip and groovy Who in swim wear start dancing like in a sixties beach party movie You cannot believe your luck when John takes you by the hand And shows you how deep his love is as you dance in the sand All this seems like a dream and you can hear wedding bells ringing Until thinking a beached whale is moaning but realise it's his singing So treading on his toes then running away to escape the terrible din Miles away faintly hearing another rendition of Stranded At The Drive In And so the beach day is over and you and doggy have had much fun Making you smile until feeling a crab in your bloomers pinching your bum ️xx.
PMSL you won't believe this but I was grooving in the car to 'Stayin Alive' But if you ever call JT's singing again imma knock ya block off
Haha spooky like I said before we are psychos....haha what with immortal lines like..."stranded at the drive in branded a fool what will they say Monday at school....woo woo Spankums can't you see im in misery" ️xx.
