Oh I never swallow daahhling, that treat is solely reserved for John TravoltaSo you added regurgitated bits to your eggy meal, how was that for you?? Did you swallow or spit?? ️Xx.
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Im imagining us sharing a pickled egg like the spaghetti scene in the lady and the tramp Disney film And as we reach each other's lips we share a bit of sick...how romantic would that be!! Xx.I tried one once. It made a bit of sick come up into my mouth
I'll get my white suit ready and the wig then...and practice my strutt ️xx.Oh I never swallow daahhling, that treat is solely reserved for John Travolta
Oh that is my ultimate sexual fantasy, closely followed by a poo butty washed down with pee tea.Im imagining us sharing a pickled egg like the spaghetti scene in the lady and the tramp Disney film And as we reach each other's lips we share a bit of sick...how romantic would that be!! Xx.
On planet NIGHTMARE!!!
I can't be fooled lol. The only seed that shall ever pass this girl's vocal cords will be 18 carat JT gold... or a pearl necklace maybeI'll get my white suit ready and the wig then...and practice my strutt ️xx.
So you're up for it then? I'll just phone the local chippy and get him to put a few really ripe ones aside for us ️xx.Oh that is my ultimate sexual fantasy, closely followed by a poo butty washed down with pee tea.
On planet NIGHTMARE!!!
Feck offSo you're up for it then? I'll just phone the local chippy and get him to put a few really ripe ones aside for us ️xx.
Haha so not a few grams of my lovin spoonful then? Lol ️xx.I can't be fooled lol. The only seed that shall ever pass this girl's vocal cords will be 18 carat JT gold... or a pearl necklace maybe
What are you down to? About 5ml?Haha so not a few grams of my lovin spoonful then? Lol ️xx.
Haha im getting a slightly subtle feeling here your not really into this eggsperience ️xx.Feck off
On a good day with a following wind ️xx.What are you down to? About 5ml?
And you stick your finger in my bum haha ️xxOn a good day with a following wind ️xx.
You don't think my fingers do enough asshole foraging already?And you stick your finger in my bum haha ️xx
Haha finger licking good...let your fingers do the talking Spankums ️xx.You don't think my fingers do enough asshole foraging already?
You have a deliciously warped mindHaha finger licking good...let your fingers do the talking Spankums ️xx.
Thank you im flattered...I think lol ️xx.You have a deliciously warped mind
After my 50 mile run today I jogged down past the beachBeans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you start
To think mushy peas may be the way
But then again at the end of the day
Creme eggs crammed up your arse
Would really be a bit of a farce
Cos if you want to be a grownup
Get your gnashers on a donut
That may not exactly rhyme
But Mr Google said it's fine
So sue me
And I saw a lady with her dog who she was trying to teach
She was yelling out loudly beg, sit, stay and so much more
Well I think that's what she said while being dragged on the floor
Once her doggy finally stopped she wished it had been sooner
For as she picked herself up she had a ton of sand in her bloomers
Once on her feet looking frustrated she found she could not speak
Her mouth was so full up with sand that she had hamster cheeks
Feeling sad and dejected she headed to a cafe for some linguine
But on the way there she came across John Travolta in a mankini
Strutting along the beach Jive Talkin like it was Thursday Night Fever
She came over funny and felt like there was a disco in her beaver
At the same time a group of surfers turn up looking hip and groovy
Who in swim wear start dancing like in a sixties beach party movie
You cannot believe your luck when John takes you by the hand
And shows you how deep his love is as you dance in the sand
All this seems like a dream and you can hear wedding bells ringing
Until thinking a beached whale is moaning but realise it's his singing
So treading on his toes then running away to escape the terrible din
Miles away faintly hearing another rendition of Stranded At The Drive In
And so the beach day is over and you and doggy have had much fun
Making you smile until feeling a crab in your bloomers pinching your bum ️xx.
PMSL you won't believe this but I was grooving in the car to 'Stayin Alive'After my 50 mile run today I jogged down past the beach
And I saw a lady with her dog who she was trying to teach
She was yelling out loudly beg, sit, stay and so much more
Well I think that's what she said while being dragged on the floor
Once her doggy finally stopped she wished it had been sooner
For as she picked herself up she had a ton of sand in her bloomers
Once on her feet looking frustrated she found she could not speak
Her mouth was so full up with sand that she had hamster cheeks
Feeling sad and dejected she headed to a cafe for some linguine
But on the way there she came across John Travolta in a mankini
Strutting along the beach Jive Talkin like it was Thursday Night Fever
She came over funny and felt like there was a disco in her beaver
At the same time a group of surfers turn up looking hip and groovy
Who in swim wear start dancing like in a sixties beach party movie
You cannot believe your luck when John takes you by the hand
And shows you how deep his love is as you dance in the sand
All this seems like a dream and you can hear wedding bells ringing
Until thinking a beached whale is moaning but realise it's his singing
So treading on his toes then running away to escape the terrible din
Miles away faintly hearing another rendition of Stranded At The Drive In
And so the beach day is over and you and doggy have had much fun
Making you smile until feeling a crab in your bloomers pinching your bum ️xx.
But if you ever call JT's singing again imma knock ya block off
Haha spooky like I said before we are psychos....haha what with immortal lines like..."stranded at the drive in branded a fool what will they say Monday at school....woo woo Spankums can't you see im in misery" ️xx.PMSL you won't believe this but I was grooving in the car to 'Stayin Alive'
But if you ever call JT's singing again imma knock ya block off
"She got friendly down in the sand"Haha spooky like I said before we are psychos....haha what with immortal lines like..."stranded at the drive in branded a fool what will they say Monday at school....woo woo Spankums can't you see im in misery" ️xx.
As I said... every orifice lol
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