Shitty ditties...

Oh how I love a mushy pea
Harry Ramsden's calls to me
Oh Harry please hear my plight
I'm desperate for your green delight
My chest is bare, I scrubbed it clean
You will not find one baked bean
Give me peas I beg and plead
I'm desperate now to do the deed
MJ waits for my next slip
As my laden fork evades my lip
And lands upon my naked chest
And down my belly, and the rest...
 
Spangle said:
Oh how I love a mushy pea
Harry Ramsden's calls to me
Oh Harry please hear my plight
I'm desperate for your green delight
My chest is bare, I scrubbed it clean
You will not find one baked bean
Give me peas I beg and plead
I'm desperate now to do the deed
MJ waits for my next slip
As my laden fork evades my lip
And lands upon my naked chest
And down my belly, and the rest...
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Haha that is fantastic you are very talented Spangle and not just at dribbling beans and peas down yourself erotically. I'll try to write a reply to this when I can but it won't be as good as yours. Im going out in a short while to a party to strut my stuff....white suits neatly ironed and ready for action, just got to find my Platforms....I presume that's what the youngsters are still wearing nowadays? I don't get out much, only when they leave the door unlocked xx
 
Spangle said:
Oh how I love a mushy pea
Harry Ramsden's calls to me
Oh Harry please hear my plight
I'm desperate for your green delight
My chest is bare, I scrubbed it clean
You will not find one baked bean
Give me peas I beg and plead
I'm desperate now to do the deed
MJ waits for my next slip
As my laden fork evades my lip
And lands upon my naked chest
And down my belly, and the rest...
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In the kitchen as the microwave pings
Startled when the phone begins to ring
Checking to see that she is all alone
Spangle reaches slowly for the phone
As she moves closer with her mouth full
She starts to speak and begins to drool
Several beans escape from her mouth
And begin their journey gradually south
Over her lips their epic voyage begins
Dribbling their way down to her chin
Down between the valley of her heaving chest
In her navel they finally come to rest
As she answers the phone she smiles with glee
When she realises her latest sex caller is me xx
 
MJW1234 said:
In the kitchen as the microwave pings
Startled when the phone begins to ring
Checking to see that she is all alone
Spangle reaches slowly for the phone
As she moves closer with her mouth full
She starts to speak and begins to drool
Several beans escape from her mouth
And begin their journey gradually south
Over her lips their epic voyage begins
Dribbling their way down to her chin
Down between the valley of her heaving chest
In her navel they finally come to rest
As she answers the phone she smiles with glee
When she realises her latest sex caller is me xx
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Lovin' your work MJ :p

I shall continue this call in due course.. ;)
 
Spangle said:
Was it 'murder on the dance floor' then lol

"And when you rise in the morning sun..." and you realise the last drink was the one that did the damage...

*bangs a pan with a wooden spoon* :p
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It was more like a massacre from what I remember bodies flying every where lol

Ouch my head still hurts I went back to bed after sending the poem just woke up again... The last drink was the culprit I may have to sue lol.

Make sure the spoon is big enough to put me out my misery lol xx
 
"Hi it's Spangle" I breathily say
Trying to blow bean juice out of the way
"Hi it's MJ" comes the reply
My relief escapes in a great big sigh
"Hello darling, how are you?"
Beans in my mouth ready to chew
"Oh Spangle I've been heavily drinking
Since your bean tale got me thinking,
It changed my view of the sacred bean
I confess my thoughts have not been clean"
I ponder on this a moment or two
"MJ darling I know what to do
Let's switch this over to video cam
And you can see how beany I am"
I position the camera and let it rest
With the best few of my ample chest
I lift my fork and slowly tip
A single bean onto my nip
My cleavage next, my aim is keen
As two beans slide right inbetween
I move the camera from my tits
To focus on my lady bits
I drop beans there with good intent
Only to find you came and went...:oops:
 
Spangle said:
"Hi it's Spangle" I breathily say
Trying to blow bean juice out of the way
"Hi it's MJ" comes the reply
My relief escapes in a great big sigh
"Hello darling, how are you?"
Beans in my mouth ready to chew
"Oh Spangle I've been heavily drinking
Since your bean tale got me thinking,
It changed my view of the sacred bean
I confess my thoughts have not been clean"
I ponder on this a moment or two
"MJ darling I know what to do
Let's switch this over to video cam
And you can see how beany I am"
I position the camera and let it rest
With the best few of my ample chest
I lift my fork and slowly tip
A single bean onto my nip
My cleavage next, my aim is keen
As two beans slide right inbetween
I move the camera from my tits
To focus on my lady bits
I drop beans there with good intent
Only to find you came and went...:oops:
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Haha you are very talented Spangle im glad to see your sex caller business has branched out to include video cam now...got to move with the times. I'll reply to this work of art poetry when my brains working better lol xx
 
MJW1234 said:
Haha you are very talented Spangle im glad to see your sex caller business has branched out to include video cam now...got to move with the times. I'll reply to this work of art poetry when my brains working better lol xx
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Well fear not, your brain is well pickled.. it'll keep for years :D

We're having a bean affair aren't we? :oops:
 
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