Shitty ditties...

Spangle said:
MJ had a tractor called Chuff
He couldn't get enough of her stuff
He washed her daily in baked beans
Til Spangle said she needs more greens
So MJ listened to her pleas
And started making mushy peas
Now Chuff is happy with her life
And MJ will take her as his wife
He'll douse them both in mushy lube
And shaft her little exhaust tube

:p
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Haha another classic Spangle but you could have made the exhaust tube bigger....will it be a double wedding or are you planning on living in sin with Big Blue? Xx
 
Spangle said:
MJ had a tractor called Chuff
He couldn't get enough of her stuff
He washed her daily in baked beans
Til Spangle said she needs more greens
So MJ listened to her pleas
And started making mushy peas
Now Chuff is happy with her life
And MJ will take her as his wife
He'll douse them both in mushy lube
And shaft her little exhaust tube

:p
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Spangle has a new tractor called Big Blue
She loves all the special things he can do
Every morning after breakfast she kisses him
But drops of bean juice dribble from her chin
Then spends all day keeping him nice and clean
Trying to remove all evidence of the saucy beans
As night falls there's only one thing she wants to enjoy
Having waited all day desperate to play with her toy
She carefully attaches a dodo to Big Blues front
And then starts his engine and rams into her c**t Xx
 
MJW1234 said:
Spangle has a new tractor called Big Blue
She loves all the special things he can do
Every morning after breakfast she kisses him
But drops of bean juice dribble from her chin
Then spends all day keeping him nice and clean
Trying to remove all evidence of the saucy beans
As night falls there's only one thing she wants to enjoy
Having waited all day desperate to play with her toy
She carefully attaches a dodo to Big Blues front
And then starts his engine and rams into her c**t Xx
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LMAO that's soooooo rude :p
 
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