Banter Things not to say before sex

[MissLed]

sooooo 20/80 on the dvd deal ok with you lol

 

[Deleted member 1136740]

I hope you're better than my last one lol

 

[Englishflower]

So you warm me up then the hung guy comes in and shags me properly ok lolz

 

[MissLed]

What do you mean Grandpa can't play with us lol

 

[Englishflower]

Yeah right 9" my ass lolz

 

[MissLed]

LOL Umm I don't think we are going to need the lube lol

 

[Englishflower]

I wouldn't say small more like miniscule lolz

 

[MissLed]

It might work if you use two hands...and a Monkey lol

 

[Englishflower]

Things could get a little rough so I need you to sign this disclaimer lolz

 

[MissLed]

lol You have upped your life insurance and got the Emergency Services on speed dial right lol

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

Why do you want to know about my appliance warranties?

 

[Englishflower]

Well I guess someone had to be at the back of the queue when they were handing out cocks lolz

 

[Hubby_Home_Alone]

You don't mind if you do all the work do you?

 

[MissLed]

Does Grandma have to watch?

 

[MissLed]

Remember when I said I would leave the Goats at home? I lied lol

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

What's that Smell?

 

[Tiger_22]

help me find the rat first, scurried up in my sheets about 5 minutes ago

 

[Naughtygirl888]

I need to pee.

 

[Shadowfire]

That's very dependant don't you think?

 

[Naughtygirl888]

This better be better than last time