Every time you type, at least one of your words will be at the mercy of autocorrect which you have no way of correcting. When you speak you will always have one word "on the tip of the tongue"
Torture above user in Hell
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Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Every time you speak any word, it comes out as the opposite of what the word represents and you start getting the hang of it with an hour left in the day, but once you sleep and wake up, you're back to the same curse. Over and over and over forever.
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All your zips on your clothes stick at the most awkward position.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
You turn to a giraffe the moment you open your eyes every morning and don't know how to use the new body.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Your brain becomes bread by noon every day and lizards attack you for the remainder of the day, trying to eat your brain.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Your brain becomes bread by noon every day and lizards attack you for the remainder of the day, trying to eat your brain.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
Your arms become longer every hour by 6 inches the moment you wake up. They reset only one minute before you wake up again after sleeping for at least six hours, but they continue growing while you sleep.
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
You grow extra whole finger every 30 minutes in random spots on your body as soon as you wake up an it goes on for a week until you reset.
Fun fact: I'm not one of those people who cares about days of the week.
You have to use Android products
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
All Korean superstitions become true, but only for you in the entire world.
Every hour for fifteen minutes you cry uncontrollably
Stanthropical
De̸͍̺̺̓̾m̶̶̶ͫͫod̶̶̶ͩͩu̶̶̶ͧͧLaᴛ̶̶ⷮo̵̢̦̟͋̾̓r
You can hear everybody's thoughts, except of grown men.
