Every time you type, at least one of your words will be at the mercy of autocorrect which you have no way of correcting. When you speak you will always have one word "on the tip of the tongue"
Every time you speak any word, it comes out as the opposite of what the word represents and you start getting the hang of it with an hour left in the day, but once you sleep and wake up, you're back to the same curse. Over and over and over forever.
Your arms become longer every hour by 6 inches the moment you wake up. They reset only one minute before you wake up again after sleeping for at least six hours, but they continue growing while you sleep.