She rings the bell thinking it's a mating call, expecting someone to come home to her. Noone has ever answered her mating calls tho.
Banter Why Are They Single?
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She rings the bell thinking it's a mating call, expecting someone to come home to her. Noone has ever answered her mating calls tho.
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Happilymarried38
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Uses multiple languages during a date, but can't make up her mind which 1 to use.
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Happilymarried38
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Tom_the_eagle3
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Wears funny panties
While a wizard transformed @Tom_the_eagle3 into a cockless ken, @Locket44 got turned into a real barbie without a pussy and just as flexible 
Stanthropical
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Nobody knows and he won't say.
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LillyK
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His kinky obsession with his garden tools.
Because she's a strong, independant woman, who don't need no man!
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LillyK
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Calls his semen "jelly" 
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Happilymarried38
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Fucks guys so hard that their dicks are almost ripped off.
Stanthropical
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Spends too much time on teh interwebs.
She's actually a mermaid princess and is supposed to marry the king of the red sea, an octo-merman. Of course she's afraid to go down that path as she never got to experience much in life with the strict parents who locked her up for so long, preparing her for the initiation of becoming the queen of the red sea. So she ventured forth to the lands and stumbled upon humans which she fell in love with in an instant! The range of emotions, there bodies and there behaviour were something she wanted to study and learn. With her legs on land she started to do things, mermaids were never allowed to do and ran, jumped and spread them apart whenever she could. Of course her unusual behavior got a lot of attention and she quickly got hooked on dating men and women all around the world and learning about love and intimacy as she fucked and loved each and all of them.
After years hiding from her mermaid family by fucking, jumping and running away she finaly found a purpose in life when she found the internet. A friendly community called FCN embraced her true self and led her down a path of lust and stupidity which she truly fell in love with, but is yet unable to get into a relationship with all of them. Knowing this she spends more and more time on the internet and drowns herself in all the emotions, fantasies and dickpics she gets, waiting for humanity to develop a way to marry a internet community, but until then, she promised to stay single.
After years hiding from her mermaid family by fucking, jumping and running away she finaly found a purpose in life when she found the internet. A friendly community called FCN embraced her true self and led her down a path of lust and stupidity which she truly fell in love with, but is yet unable to get into a relationship with all of them. Knowing this she spends more and more time on the internet and drowns herself in all the emotions, fantasies and dickpics she gets, waiting for humanity to develop a way to marry a internet community, but until then, she promised to stay single.
