Banter Why Are They Single?

Always wears a sandal on his right foot and a full cowboy boot on his left foot. As if that isn’t bad enough, he has his cock stuffed in a sock and has said sock sticking out through his zipper the whole time. Like a nose with a warmer on it. And he thinks that is completely normal!
 
She always responds every sentence … question or not … with “what”? Then she keeps on going with the conversation or answers the question. Like a nervous habit but she clearly hears what’s being said. Really aggravating but she still is fun to hang out with.
 
Comes to every date dressed as a mime. Ok … gets a few laughs out of everyone around “ha,ha,ha” except from his dates. As if that isn’t bad enough, he keeps the charade up and doesn’t say anything! Nothing!! Just uses his facial expressions and hand gestures to communicate with his dates. Usually the dates end with the lady giving him a final hand gesture and leaving. Which creates the sad face but he is a good mime. Gotta give him that. :)
 
Clearly he is still here all alone singing, “Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again.” And so on and so forth .. just alone by myself. All single and such. :)
 
Hmmmmmm … this should be my own karaoke thread.
“Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat
Walking on the street in my new LaFreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants out control
It's Redfoo with the big F O
They like Bruce Lee rock at the club (yeah)
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I-I work out
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
Girl look at that body
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yeah), this is what I see (Okay)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
(Show it, show it, show it)
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it”

well, I sang that one for nothing. :)
Editor’s note: That’s LMFAO for those keeping track at home.
 
What’s cool about her is that she comes ready to party to every date. Problem is, she has a real problem with dates, times and locations. So she sets up the dates, but who knows if she will even show up on the right day. Or right time. Or even the right restaurant or theater. But if you happen to get it right and all the stars align, she is a fun date. :)
 
I can’t help but think that no woman (or guy depending on who answers my ad in the paper. Yes I said paper folks) wants their first date to be on a dock. In the dark. With a naked man. Just a thought.
 
Because she always uses that “I’m seeing @Fildo66” as a way to end any date she doesn’t like. Which inevitably turns into, “Aren’t you a lesbian? Isn’t Fildo66 a guy”? Which she responds to, “Yeah but he’s pretty cool for a guy.” Which makes for awkward silence and an end to the night. I’m happy to be her fall guy. :).
 
Fildo66 said:
Because she always uses that “I’m seeing @Fildo66” as a way to end any date she doesn’t like. Which inevitably turns into, “Aren’t you a lesbian? Isn’t Fildo66 a guy”? Which she responds to, “Yeah but he’s pretty cool for a guy.” Which makes for awkward silence and an end to the night. I’m happy to be her fall guy. :).
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hahaha oh the delusion is strong in this one
 
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