Witzelsucht Club

[Dogowar]

What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
Chances are they’ll both end up in the gutter

And don't forget. You can usually pick them up with three fingers too haha.

 

[Deleted member 313318]

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

I miss the old corded telephones

they were kinky

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

While on the kinky ........

Well of corset, on the other handjob...

 

[Misha000]

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

I wanted to help you with a bondage pun since I know you are in a bind. Unfortunately all the ones I can come up with are knot funny.

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

when three people have sex they call it a threesome

when two people have sex they call it a twosome

for the life of me i can't figure out why everybody calls me handsome

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

without nipples boobs would be pointless

 

[Deleted member 313318]

What does an elephant say to a man?


How do you breathe through that thing?



LMFAOOOOO
*passes out laughing*
Jeez I'm such a kid!

 

[Misha000]

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

apparently an octopus tried to rob a bank this morning

one witness said it ddn't have a gun but it was well armed

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

sex is like going to a restaurant

sometimes you get great service

sometimes you get okay service

and sometimes you have to just be happy you got service

 

[Wh1skeySwagger]

have tou ever had sex while camping

IT'S FUCKING IN TENTS MAN

 

[Misha000]

have tou ever had sex while camping

IT'S FUCKING IN TENTS MAN

Yawn

 

[Jinxy]

 

[imursecretbaby]

 

[imursecretbaby]

 

[Pistil]

 

[Pistil]

"We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks!" Groucho

 

[Mouthful]