Shitty ditties...

Spangle sits alone waiting for suggestions
Im so nervous avoiding all the questions
My lips are juicy, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what we are eating

If you want my baked beans and you think I'm sexy
come on Spankums let me know.
If you really need peas just reach out and lick me
come on Spangle tell me so
Tell me im so juicy

Im acting shy looking for a tin opener
Come on Spangle let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we open it much further
Give me a spoon so I can feed you my lover
We catch a cab to my high rise apartment
At last there I can tell you exactly what Heinz meant

If you want my baked beans and you think I'm sexy
come on Spankums tell me so
If you really need peas just reach out and lick me
come on Spangle let me know

My heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last ive got my beans home
Relax Spangle now we are alone

We wake at dawn 'cos our bums are stinking
Two beany lovers laying in bed bean juice drinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
We got each other as Heinz farts are a straining
I say Im sorry as I explode under the covers
Now you need a gas mask as you try to recover

If you want my baked beans and you think I'm sexy
come on Spankums let me know
If you really need peas just reach out and lick me
come on Spangle tell me so

If you really need peas just reach out and lick me
come on Spankums let me know
If you really, really, really, really need peas
just let me know
Just reach out and lick me
If you really want peas
just reach out and lick me
come on Spankums let me know
If you really need peas just reach out and lick me
come on Spankums let me know
If you, if you, if you really need peas
just come on and tell me so ️xx :):)
Omg LMAO :p:p:p
 
I'm too sexy for my tractor
Too sexy for my tractor
Tractors going to leave me
I'm too sexy for his gears
Too sexy for his gears
So he's now in tears
And I'm too sexy for Lupine
Too sexy for Lupine
He tells me I look fine
I'm too sexy for your party (Amber)
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
'Cause I'm a phone ho, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the mouthpiece
Yeah, on the mouthpiece
On the mouthpiece, yeah
I shake my little tush on the cam cam
I'm too sexy for your car (Kris)
Too sexy for your car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for Paulie
Too sexy for Paulie
What do you think about that?
'Cause I love MJ, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on his truncheon
Yeah, on his truncheon
On his truncheon, yeah
I shake my little tush on his truncheon
Too sexy with my cat
Too sexy with my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my man
Too sexy for my man
Man's dribbling beans now
And I'm too sexy for this thread...
 
I'm too sexy for my tractor
Too sexy for my tractor
Tractors going to leave me
I'm too sexy for his gears
Too sexy for his gears
So he's now in tears
And I'm too sexy for Lupine
Too sexy for Lupine
He tells me I look fine
I'm too sexy for your party (Amber)
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
'Cause I'm a phone ho, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the mouthpiece
Yeah, on the mouthpiece
On the mouthpiece, yeah
I shake my little tush on the cam cam
I'm too sexy for your car (Kris)
Too sexy for your car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for Paulie
Too sexy for Paulie
What do you think about that?
'Cause I love MJ, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on his truncheon
Yeah, on his truncheon
On his truncheon, yeah
I shake my little tush on his truncheon
Too sexy with my cat
Too sexy with my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my man
Too sexy for my man
Man's dribbling beans now
And I'm too sexy for this thread...
Haha you will not believe this but I was working on the same song lol ️xx️xx
 
I'm too sexy for my tractor
Too sexy for my tractor
Tractors going to leave me
I'm too sexy for his gears
Too sexy for his gears
So he's now in tears
And I'm too sexy for Lupine
Too sexy for Lupine
He tells me I look fine
I'm too sexy for your party (Amber)
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
'Cause I'm a phone ho, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the mouthpiece
Yeah, on the mouthpiece
On the mouthpiece, yeah
I shake my little tush on the cam cam
I'm too sexy for your car (Kris)
Too sexy for your car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for Paulie
Too sexy for Paulie
What do you think about that?
'Cause I love MJ, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on his truncheon
Yeah, on his truncheon
On his truncheon, yeah
I shake my little tush on his truncheon
Too sexy with my cat
Too sexy with my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my man
Too sexy for my man
Man's dribbling beans now
And I'm too sexy for this thread...
I'm too sexy for mushy peas too sexy for Ramsdens peas
Spangles going to leave me

I'm too sexy for baked beans too sexy for Heinz beans
So sexy also for greens
Im too sexy for a tractor too sexy for your tractor
But his gearstick is a factor

And Spankums too sexy when she's farty
Too sexy at a party
When she's Dambusters dancing

I'm so full of gas you know what I mean
And I do my little bum burps on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little bum burps on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for pickles in a jar too sexy for Spar
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy when I shat
Too sexy sh*ting on the cat what do you think about that

I'm full of bean juice you know what I mean
And I do my little anal salutes on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my smelly tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for pie too sexy for pie too sexy for pie

'Cos I'm so full of pickled eggs you know what I mean
And I release my little stink bombs on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I release my little stink bombs on the catwalk

Spankums too sexy for her pussy too sexy for her pussy
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Spangles going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for Sting ️xx....yours is much better than mine Spankums I love it ️xx
 
I'm too sexy for mushy peas too sexy for Ramsdens peas
Spangles going to leave me

I'm too sexy for baked beans too sexy for Heinz beans
So sexy also for greens
Im too sexy for a tractor too sexy for your tractor
But his gearstick is a factor

And Spankums too sexy when she's farty
Too sexy at a party
When she's Dambusters dancing

I'm so full of gas you know what I mean
And I do my little bum burps on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little bum burps on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for pickles in a jar too sexy for Spar
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy when I shat
Too sexy sh*ting on the cat what do you think about that

I'm full of bean juice you know what I mean
And I do my little anal salutes on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my smelly tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for pie too sexy for pie too sexy for pie

'Cos I'm so full of pickled eggs you know what I mean
And I release my little stink bombs on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I release my little stink bombs on the catwalk

Spankums too sexy for her pussy too sexy for her pussy
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Spangles going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for Sting ️xx....yours is much better than mine Spankums I love it ️xx
That last verse should say
Im too sexy when I follow through too sexy on the loo
Spangles going to wipe me (I hope) ️xx️xx
 
I'm too sexy for mushy peas too sexy for Ramsdens peas
Spangles going to leave me

I'm too sexy for baked beans too sexy for Heinz beans
So sexy also for greens
Im too sexy for a tractor too sexy for your tractor
But his gearstick is a factor

And Spankums too sexy when she's farty
Too sexy at a party
When she's Dambusters dancing

I'm so full of gas you know what I mean
And I do my little bum burps on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little bum burps on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for pickles in a jar too sexy for Spar
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy when I shat
Too sexy sh*ting on the cat what do you think about that

I'm full of bean juice you know what I mean
And I do my little anal salutes on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my smelly tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for pie too sexy for pie too sexy for pie

'Cos I'm so full of pickled eggs you know what I mean
And I release my little stink bombs on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I release my little stink bombs on the catwalk

Spankums too sexy for her pussy too sexy for her pussy
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Spangles going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for Sting ️xx....yours is much better than mine Spankums I love it ️xx
LMAO it's not, that's so funny :p
 

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